Lontology on February 16, 2026 3:17 pm She was tired of living in a mediocre enclosure and demands luxury!
Erchamion_1 on February 16, 2026 3:18 pm The big question is, what was she trying to get rid of in that shed?
jun-_-m on February 16, 2026 3:18 pm I know a guilty turtle when I see one. Way too nonchalant about it. https://preview.redd.it/5wj3ucjuivjg1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=976f4d87c97418501745fa7db87c7a3918868d98
Brief_Paramedic2501 on February 16, 2026 3:23 pm I know she did this because she’s already known for opening shell companies.
BeMyBrutus on February 16, 2026 3:33 pm https://preview.redd.it/5mijcu7glvjg1.png?width=1472&format=png&auto=webp&s=2a98a3b4a72e3d2cf6da83ad9fbedd539c3d06f0 The face of a hardened criminal
thrax_mador on February 16, 2026 3:36 pm When the slo-mo walk away from the explosion is built in to your biology.
dreams_andnightmares on February 16, 2026 3:36 pm She just wants a better life! Nothing wrong with that!
Iguessimonredditnow on February 16, 2026 3:39 pm I hear this is being investigated as an arson on Sheryl’s She-Shed
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She was probably very scared in her little turtle brain.
She was tired of living in a mediocre enclosure and demands luxury!
The big question is, what was she trying to get rid of in that shed?
I know a guilty turtle when I see one. Way too nonchalant about it.
https://preview.redd.it/5wj3ucjuivjg1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=976f4d87c97418501745fa7db87c7a3918868d98
It later died from it’s injuries 🙁
I know she did this because she’s already known for opening shell companies.
https://preview.redd.it/5mijcu7glvjg1.png?width=1472&format=png&auto=webp&s=2a98a3b4a72e3d2cf6da83ad9fbedd539c3d06f0
The face of a hardened criminal
t u r t l e POWER
When the slo-mo walk away from the explosion is built in to your biology.
She just wants a better life! Nothing wrong with that!
I hear this is being investigated as an arson on Sheryl’s She-Shed
Cool guys don’t look at explosions
Fuck fox “news“