They just seemed …dystopian? lol like idk I get the sentiment but they just seem odd.
Spare-Shirt24 on
It’s giving “I don’t really love you, but I’m too broke to live alone, so I guess you’ll do” vibes.
diffyqgirl on
That’s bleak.
The-Etiquette-Bitch on
Thanks, I hate it.
Available_Bottle420 on
r/mildlyinfuriating
shoegazeweedbed on
PRAY FOR NUCLEAR WAR
DON’T CRY IN FRONT OF THE KIDS
Sanjuro7880 on
I’m more worried about what the hell they’re sitting on.
Strict_Ad_9803 on
Urgh… That’s kinda funny tho
PTVoltz on
Had a look, you’re not the only one lmao. There’s a couple news articles on ’em.
Basic summary: they’re intended to be the company “keeping up with the times”/”evolving to keep up with trends” (paraphrased), and consumers are mixed between them being depressing and dystopian, or kinda funny in a bleak way. The original quotes are also supposed to be mixed in with the “2026 variants” if you will, but… seems you got a bag of mostly the new ones.
gellshayngel on
This makes me want to get a blank one, write “DIVORCE” on it and break it in half.
cakestapler on
I hope they got Logan’s permission to share him like that
EverythingIsLK on
Ai….
Illustrious-Dot-1128 on
I feel like these speak to the current issue of life almost being too expensive to live. Either way, they’re creepily focused on the financial aspect of marriage/relationships. The share log in is kinda funny if they mean sharing streaming accounts.
mca1169 on
ffs, now even the valentines candy is sad and dystpian? honestly wtf is this timeline we live in?
So the writing isn’t just stamped onto them, it’s printed into the sweet so the writing is 3D.
yuyufan43 on
I miss “Fax Me” 😭
NotYourSexyNurse on
They’re spelled wrong too. That’s annoying.
kurotalia on
I’ve also found some that say “car pool”
latingirly01 on
I bought a bunch this year and they did not say any of this
ChefJTD on
I remember the first time my wife whispered “buy n bulk” in my ear, I knew we would be together forever!
brakeb on
they’ve always tasted horrible…
HeavyWombats on
More like poverty hearts
PM_ME_YR_KITTYBEANS on
“Family plan,” “joint tax[e]s”, “buy in bulk”—all of this is giving pro-birth propaganda. They’re highlighting the financial advantages of marriage. Buy in bulk implies the existence of a van load of kids…
TofuFoieGras on
It has *marrying my favourite flatmate to survive* energy
hahagato on
Please tell me this is AI.
teamlads100 on
Ace/aro/qpr friendly
PupperVanAugsbork on
THIS CONCEPT OF “TAXS” CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US
amethystmmm on
What in the AI?
quartzquandary on
Recession indicator lol
EastAd8026 on
They gave up like the rest of us 😩
Discount_Extra on
What’s a “Sput Boi”?
puchirus on
And they were roommates?!?!
Empty_Pumpkin1818 on
I remember these had had the same feel as tums
Gerudo_Valley64 on
I see nothing wrong with splitting the bill, the rest of it is weird though.
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They just seemed …dystopian? lol like idk I get the sentiment but they just seem odd.
It’s giving “I don’t really love you, but I’m too broke to live alone, so I guess you’ll do” vibes.
That’s bleak.
Thanks, I hate it.
r/mildlyinfuriating
PRAY FOR NUCLEAR WAR
DON’T CRY IN FRONT OF THE KIDS
I’m more worried about what the hell they’re sitting on.
Urgh… That’s kinda funny tho
Had a look, you’re not the only one lmao. There’s a couple news articles on ’em.
Basic summary: they’re intended to be the company “keeping up with the times”/”evolving to keep up with trends” (paraphrased), and consumers are mixed between them being depressing and dystopian, or kinda funny in a bleak way. The original quotes are also supposed to be mixed in with the “2026 variants” if you will, but… seems you got a bag of mostly the new ones.
This makes me want to get a blank one, write “DIVORCE” on it and break it in half.
I hope they got Logan’s permission to share him like that
Ai….
I feel like these speak to the current issue of life almost being too expensive to live. Either way, they’re creepily focused on the financial aspect of marriage/relationships. The share log in is kinda funny if they mean sharing streaming accounts.
ffs, now even the valentines candy is sad and dystpian? honestly wtf is this timeline we live in?
For the married couple
r/Aboringdystopia
Just cancel the holiday at this point.
Share Logan? Is he good?
Wait, as a Brit I need to know…have they always looked like this in the US and the phrases have just changed? Or has the whole aesthetic changed too? In the UK, they look like [this](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81gJXyAqEUL._AC_UF1000,1000_QL80_.jpg).
So the writing isn’t just stamped onto them, it’s printed into the sweet so the writing is 3D.
I miss “Fax Me” 😭
They’re spelled wrong too. That’s annoying.
I’ve also found some that say “car pool”
I bought a bunch this year and they did not say any of this
I remember the first time my wife whispered “buy n bulk” in my ear, I knew we would be together forever!
they’ve always tasted horrible…
More like poverty hearts
“Family plan,” “joint tax[e]s”, “buy in bulk”—all of this is giving pro-birth propaganda. They’re highlighting the financial advantages of marriage. Buy in bulk implies the existence of a van load of kids…
It has *marrying my favourite flatmate to survive* energy
Please tell me this is AI.
Ace/aro/qpr friendly
THIS CONCEPT OF “TAXS” CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US
What in the AI?
Recession indicator lol
They gave up like the rest of us 😩
What’s a “Sput Boi”?
And they were roommates?!?!
I remember these had had the same feel as tums
I see nothing wrong with splitting the bill, the rest of it is weird though.