Why does the post say the pilot left the blanket behind? Are pilots usually responsible for toting around blankets, comforters and duvets?
International_Emu600 on

*pilot after being reinstated* /s
NearSightedPicasso on
Firing someone for something they had nothing to do with, and then realizing he is your ride home. The metaphors are getting a little too on the head for me at this point.
Idrisdancer on
He should have declined the offer
Punchee on
I’m usually against -gating things these days, but I’m kinda here for “blankie-gate” if any snarky reporter wants a suggestion.
teleheaddawgfan on
I’m sorry. What? Fired for a blanket?
Clear_Lead on

Negative_Piglet_1589 on
Wait, what!? A blanket, as in her lovey? This is nonsense, this entire administration it’s straight out of Absurdist Fiction stories. Petulant evil entitled children ruling one of the biggest budgets & military in the world. What could go wrong?
Accomplished_Note_81 on
Why am I picturing one of those thin, rather small blankets they give on overseas/overnight flights? Could a person be that petty over such an insignificant item?
hobokobo1028 on
Firing someone over a blanket is almost as stupid as shooting a puppy for being playful
RiverHarris on
These people are completely shit faced on power.
GothmogBalrog on
The moment he was relieved he should have gone and started drinking
“Sorry, you removed me from duty, I was upset so I had a drink. Now we have to wait until tomorrow”
Much of our taxpayer dollars are going to coddle huge, fragile egos.
keifergr33n on
Our country is currently being ran by literal toddlers.
KopOut on
I’m sorry. But are we actually discussing an adult being upset she didn’t have her blanket with her? Upset enough to fire a pilot (not blanket handler mind you) over it?
That is levels of pathetic I wouldn’t even believe in a movie.
cole00cash on
I feel like the title should be “Noem Forgets Blanket, Blames and Fires Pilot”
How is her blanket the responsibility of the pilot? He’s worried about flying not where somebody’s blanket is.
MaidoftheBrins on
I believe it was actually Lewandowski who “fired” the pilot as the “rumors” of her affair are resurfacing. Apparently, it’s common knowledge around the office.
RaulEnydmion on
I bet the whole CG team had at least one other qualified pilot on hand. But they all stood there and denied it. “I guess you’ll just have to reinstate Jim, huh?”
TheDudeAbidesFarOut on
Vapid skank
Fast-Damage2298 on
Guess she didnt want to fly home on her broom.
ConnectDisk995 on
Why is she still in office? She is a traitor and should resign immediately
Proper-Article-5138 on
Everyone in Trump’s cabinet is evil and incompetent. So much for meritocracy.
StrawberryWide3983 on
Is she a fucking toddler upset that her parents threw out her favorite blankie?
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The pilot went back to his job?
I would have told her to fuck right off.
Why does the post say the pilot left the blanket behind? Are pilots usually responsible for toting around blankets, comforters and duvets?

*pilot after being reinstated* /s
Firing someone for something they had nothing to do with, and then realizing he is your ride home. The metaphors are getting a little too on the head for me at this point.
He should have declined the offer
I’m usually against -gating things these days, but I’m kinda here for “blankie-gate” if any snarky reporter wants a suggestion.
I’m sorry. What? Fired for a blanket?

Wait, what!? A blanket, as in her lovey? This is nonsense, this entire administration it’s straight out of Absurdist Fiction stories. Petulant evil entitled children ruling one of the biggest budgets & military in the world. What could go wrong?
Why am I picturing one of those thin, rather small blankets they give on overseas/overnight flights? Could a person be that petty over such an insignificant item?
Firing someone over a blanket is almost as stupid as shooting a puppy for being playful
These people are completely shit faced on power.
The moment he was relieved he should have gone and started drinking
“Sorry, you removed me from duty, I was upset so I had a drink. Now we have to wait until tomorrow”
They’re all like viscous children.
She is the absolute worst
I googled this so you don’t have to
[Kristi Noem fires pilot over a blanket – but is forced to reinstate him to fly home: WSJ – Raw Story](https://www.rawstory.com/kristi-noem-corey-lewandowski-2675265921/)
Much of our taxpayer dollars are going to coddle huge, fragile egos.
Our country is currently being ran by literal toddlers.
I’m sorry. But are we actually discussing an adult being upset she didn’t have her blanket with her? Upset enough to fire a pilot (not blanket handler mind you) over it?
That is levels of pathetic I wouldn’t even believe in a movie.
I feel like the title should be “Noem Forgets Blanket, Blames and Fires Pilot”
How is her blanket the responsibility of the pilot? He’s worried about flying not where somebody’s blanket is.
I believe it was actually Lewandowski who “fired” the pilot as the “rumors” of her affair are resurfacing. Apparently, it’s common knowledge around the office.
I bet the whole CG team had at least one other qualified pilot on hand. But they all stood there and denied it. “I guess you’ll just have to reinstate Jim, huh?”
Vapid skank
Guess she didnt want to fly home on her broom.
Why is she still in office? She is a traitor and should resign immediately
Everyone in Trump’s cabinet is evil and incompetent. So much for meritocracy.
Is she a fucking toddler upset that her parents threw out her favorite blankie?