University of Utah doesn’t understand that I didn’t press the button, but rather, I was standing naked beside the button and an earthquake happened and the button pressed me!
NoWingedHussarsToday on
Don’t be a pussy! (or a dick, for that matter)
Jazzlike-Lunch5390 on
Talk about swinging dick.Â
eltedioso on
Those crazy Mormons always acting out in bizarre ways
holydeniable on
I thought this was America!
granular-vernacular on
OK, I’ll use my filthy fingers,
that seconds ago, were on my genitals.
logicalconflict on
You’re just jealous that I can go to the top floor
AirbagOff on
It’s a dick move.
lovelyb1ch66 on
I don’t think anyone using their dick to push buttons is overmuch concerned with being filmed
Gullible-Shower8658 on
Do you want diseases? Cuz that’s how you get diseases
ccReptilelord on
…No.
NighthawK1911 on
r/oddlyspecific
AhAhStayinAnonymous on
As a resident . . . . This could apply equally to the hospital frequent flyers or the college students . . . . .
harmless_gecko on
Those girls have impressive skills
_denimchicken_ on
You know what they say, every sign has a story
PunfullyObvious on
They don’t call it a BUTT ON for nothing!
robby_synclair on
Doesn’t say anything about nipples
thin234rout698 on
Im an Asian so I will never do such a thing..
Nepeta33 on
You know how some signs have a story to them? Yeah….
meeowth on
The fun thing about university is that you can print anything out and put it on walls, and if you include the university logo plus lamination people will just believe it.
Common citation: the many signs around the world claiming that every university apparently has unique plumbing that can’t handle jizz
_larsr on
I mean, mechanically, how is this even possible. I’m no expert, but I’ve had sone hands on experience with penises, and it seems like it would be really difficult to press elevator buttons with them.
Dragishawk on
You gotta wonder just what kind of incident prompted that little notice.
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Caden had to fuck it up for everyone else.
Challenge accepted
I wasn’t going to until you gave me the idea!
University of Utah doesn’t understand that I didn’t press the button, but rather, I was standing naked beside the button and an earthquake happened and the button pressed me!
Don’t be a pussy! (or a dick, for that matter)
Talk about swinging dick.Â
Those crazy Mormons always acting out in bizarre ways
I thought this was America!
OK, I’ll use my filthy fingers,
that seconds ago, were on my genitals.
You’re just jealous that I can go to the top floor
It’s a dick move.
I don’t think anyone using their dick to push buttons is overmuch concerned with being filmed
Do you want diseases? Cuz that’s how you get diseases
…No.
r/oddlyspecific
As a resident . . . . This could apply equally to the hospital frequent flyers or the college students . . . . .
Those girls have impressive skills
You know what they say, every sign has a story
They don’t call it a BUTT ON for nothing!
Doesn’t say anything about nipples
Im an Asian so I will never do such a thing..
You know how some signs have a story to them? Yeah….
The fun thing about university is that you can print anything out and put it on walls, and if you include the university logo plus lamination people will just believe it.
Common citation: the many signs around the world claiming that every university apparently has unique plumbing that can’t handle jizz
I mean, mechanically, how is this even possible. I’m no expert, but I’ve had sone hands on experience with penises, and it seems like it would be really difficult to press elevator buttons with them.
You gotta wonder just what kind of incident prompted that little notice.