He just doesn’t want to eat a planet where pedophile scum roam free, it ruins the taste. He’s quite the picky eater, you see.
Jessica_sydney on
A literal planet-eater has higher moral standards than our current legal system. That tracks
Representative-Owl26 on
What about RICO, like in the Dark Knight? Just do that, it seemed to work there. 🤣
One_Tangerine_7347 on
He’s called devourer of worlds not children tracks
Waaaaandy on
I have to agree Linus Torvalds shouldn’t be behind bars. Too high a price.
Beneficial_Speed8202 on
Galactus clearly has higher moral standards than most of the people currently running our world
WarlocktheRobot on
Since when did Galactus give a shit to humans outside of the occasional F4 and Avengers clashes
XO_Lust_Baby on
It seems that absorbing Earth is a simpler bureaucratic process for them than this list.
peggingwithkokomi69 on
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gigimasi on
Oh no! We have to put actual criminals in jail?? That’s so cruel. Darn u, Galactus!
aerispetalsyn on
Looks like the world is safe from Galactus then. Our leaders would rather let a planet-eater have a snack than let that list see the light of day. Earth is basically a giant ‘get out of jail free’ card for the elites.
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He just doesn’t want to eat a planet where pedophile scum roam free, it ruins the taste. He’s quite the picky eater, you see.
A literal planet-eater has higher moral standards than our current legal system. That tracks
What about RICO, like in the Dark Knight? Just do that, it seemed to work there. 🤣
He’s called devourer of worlds not children tracks
I have to agree Linus Torvalds shouldn’t be behind bars. Too high a price.
Galactus clearly has higher moral standards than most of the people currently running our world
Since when did Galactus give a shit to humans outside of the occasional F4 and Avengers clashes
It seems that absorbing Earth is a simpler bureaucratic process for them than this list.
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Oh no! We have to put actual criminals in jail?? That’s so cruel. Darn u, Galactus!
Looks like the world is safe from Galactus then. Our leaders would rather let a planet-eater have a snack than let that list see the light of day. Earth is basically a giant ‘get out of jail free’ card for the elites.
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A MCU Fantastic Four meme? In this economy?
Sweeeeet
Well they did it, they are behind black bars