Impossible-Pack-2501 on February 11, 2026 6:58 pm What does the inside say? Seems ominous. “But it wouldn’t hurt… for long.”
bballkj7 on February 11, 2026 7:12 pm Well shit, too bad im never contacting my ex’s ever. Cuz thats fuckin weird.
UbermachoGuy on February 11, 2026 7:14 pm Ok waiting for the “You’re more dead to me than your dead mother“ card
Rumpullpus on February 11, 2026 7:15 pm Ah yes, nothing says “I’ve moved on” like going out of your way to buy a petty card for valentines day.
Insane_Cobra961 on February 11, 2026 7:15 pm Time to buy them all and send them to random people’s addresses all across the country
DiopticTurtle on February 11, 2026 7:19 pm I’ve always liked “my love for you is like a star in the night sky: it died a long time ago, you just haven’t realized it yet”
AngelicBumblebee on February 11, 2026 7:28 pm walmart said roses are red violets are blue lets process heartbreak in aisle two ðŸ˜
rawb2k on February 11, 2026 7:37 pm You need to buy them in millions and overflood the white house with them
argama87 on February 11, 2026 7:53 pm So is there now love chocolate, friend chocolate, and hate chocolate?
InkredibleMrCool on February 11, 2026 8:01 pm Leave this in random mailboxes with vague paragraphs about how much the receiver sucks
SsooooOriginal on February 11, 2026 8:03 pm Prime fishsticks material, if sent to the whitehouse. *knockknockKNOCK* “Why did you threaten the rapist pedo in chief?” *sigh*
HelloHash on February 11, 2026 8:13 pm I ha an ex do something like this in HS 😠Besides it was hand written and said something like “merry exmas” 🤣
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Perfect for any occasion!
Cool nails too
The size of it alone makes a statement.
What does the inside say? Seems ominous.
“But it wouldn’t hurt… for long.”
Well shit, too bad im never contacting my ex’s ever. Cuz thats fuckin weird.
Ok waiting for the “You’re more dead to me than your dead mother“ card
It’s so huge too lmao
Ah yes, nothing says “I’ve moved on” like going out of your way to buy a petty card for valentines day.
Time to buy them all and send them to random people’s addresses all across the country
I’ve always liked “my love for you is like a star in the night sky: it died a long time ago, you just haven’t realized it yet”
#BE MY EX ♡
walmart said roses are red violets are blue lets process heartbreak in aisle two ðŸ˜
Genius. Gotta corner that market
You need to buy them in millions and overflood the white house with them
Anyone else mildly distracted by that comma?
*but I wouldn’t mind if you were
I choo-choo-choose you to get fucked
So is there now love chocolate, friend chocolate, and hate chocolate?
Leave this in random mailboxes with vague paragraphs about how much the receiver sucks
Prime fishsticks material, if sent to the whitehouse.
*knockknockKNOCK*
“Why did you threaten the rapist pedo in chief?”
*sigh*
My emo millennial wife is going to love this
I have some ex friends I’d like to mail that to lol
I ha an ex do something like this in HS ðŸ˜
Besides it was hand written and said something like “merry exmas” 🤣
happy anti-valentine’s day…
where is my humor?