I’m no baker, but even I knew that wasn’t gonna work.
hugeuvula on
“Kill. Me.”
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HellAwaitsTheFunny on
I swear the eyes moved
Longjumping_Ad6878 on
I’m melting melting
everybodyiskungfu on
MOISTURISE ME
NuclearNoxi on
A big component of cookies is butter or shortening. There was no way that was ever going to work.
Single_Ad4156 on
The temperature outside when my gf wants to go for a walk.
RedSonGamble on
Same thing happened to my snowman
LinkCloudGoku on
Became a lopsider from All Tomorrows
Ok_Understanding267 on
It’s Teddy Stingray now
DoYaKnowMahName on
Just 1 marijuana was used. Think before you get addicted.
Hixy on
There is a lot of potential in doing a bit where it’s a very professional looking baker lady with a big smile and well lit kitchen. They building out the dough like that and even tossing in historical fun facts around the chocolate chip cookie. Then when she pulls out this, she doesn’t break her smile and acts like it’s exactly what she expected. Maybe even smells it.
“Hmmm doesn’t that smell wonderful! Let’s dig in.”
marmmalade on
What in the Rick and Morty happened to that teddy?!
jerseygunz on
I have no mouth, and I must scream
fotank on
I laughed quite loud with the end result, even knowing it would be as flat as a pancake. Fantastic!
ThunderdopePhil on
The Substance
snoopthulhu on
Kinda reminds me of Pearl the fat vampire from the Blade movie
Osheedid9 on
😂
sansyboi469 on
Even if it kept its shape, there’s no way it would cook evenly
FesterSilently on
Shoggoth returns to its natural state.
ChocoTee804 on
I found this entertainingly funny 😆
Sdwingnut on
Cookie The Hut!
shortandpainful on
When I was a kid I had a boon called the “special effects cookbook” that had all sorts of recipes with cool visual effects. One was a teddy bear made of bread dough. Being bread dough and not super-fatty cookie dough, it actually held its shape and was pretty cool. I also learned how to make a zucchini shark with an alka seltzer tablet that could swim around a punch bowl.
My favorite trick, though, was for a skeleton cake. I learned that if you soak sugar cubes in vanilla extract (or any other alcohol-based extract), they become extremely flammable and you can make flaming eye sockets for your spooky skeleton.
ripley1875 on
New Made in Abyss episode just dropped.
mindsnare1 on
Jabba the cookie!
namohysip on
Yo, Angelo.
XInceptor on
Just wondering did you try freezing it first?
It wouldn’t hold shape perfectly but it wouldn’t go flat
MediocreWitness726 on
Looks a bit deflated
the-bearcat on
If you baked it in a cake mold, it might work but you’re not really gonna want to.
It’d be tricky trying to get rhe inside to cook without burning the outside
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I’m no baker, but even I knew that wasn’t gonna work.
“Kill. Me.”
[deleted]
I swear the eyes moved
I’m melting melting
MOISTURISE ME
A big component of cookies is butter or shortening. There was no way that was ever going to work.
The temperature outside when my gf wants to go for a walk.
Same thing happened to my snowman
Became a lopsider from All Tomorrows
It’s Teddy Stingray now
Just 1 marijuana was used. Think before you get addicted.
There is a lot of potential in doing a bit where it’s a very professional looking baker lady with a big smile and well lit kitchen. They building out the dough like that and even tossing in historical fun facts around the chocolate chip cookie. Then when she pulls out this, she doesn’t break her smile and acts like it’s exactly what she expected. Maybe even smells it.
“Hmmm doesn’t that smell wonderful! Let’s dig in.”
What in the Rick and Morty happened to that teddy?!
I have no mouth, and I must scream
I laughed quite loud with the end result, even knowing it would be as flat as a pancake. Fantastic!
The Substance
Kinda reminds me of Pearl the fat vampire from the Blade movie
😂
Even if it kept its shape, there’s no way it would cook evenly
Shoggoth returns to its natural state.
I found this entertainingly funny 😆
Cookie The Hut!
When I was a kid I had a boon called the “special effects cookbook” that had all sorts of recipes with cool visual effects. One was a teddy bear made of bread dough. Being bread dough and not super-fatty cookie dough, it actually held its shape and was pretty cool. I also learned how to make a zucchini shark with an alka seltzer tablet that could swim around a punch bowl.
My favorite trick, though, was for a skeleton cake. I learned that if you soak sugar cubes in vanilla extract (or any other alcohol-based extract), they become extremely flammable and you can make flaming eye sockets for your spooky skeleton.
New Made in Abyss episode just dropped.
Jabba the cookie!
Yo, Angelo.
Just wondering did you try freezing it first?
It wouldn’t hold shape perfectly but it wouldn’t go flat
Looks a bit deflated
If you baked it in a cake mold, it might work but you’re not really gonna want to.
It’d be tricky trying to get rhe inside to cook without burning the outside
I don’t bake
I expected something bad
but not this