Potential-Draft-3932 on February 10, 2026 7:55 pm I heard he just bought the smallest nubuck leather couch he could find at Ashley Furniture to prove it
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I heard he just bought the smallest nubuck leather couch he could find at Ashley Furniture to prove it
He then vigorously masturbated with a slice of veal.
It’s a joke….right?
He’s already a pillow-phile.