KPop but every member is one legged poly hijabi

    by KaamDeveloper

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    1. The next halftime show will hopefully be a massive celebration of the downfall of the far-right in America. Waiting on church connections to be unredacted from the files

    2. * Chinese artist
      * Ukrainian artist
      * Muslim artist
      * Epstein victim artist, with a Trump-Epstein image slideshow on the jumbotron
      * A special Halftime awards ceremony where they give Obama the MVP award

    3. Honestly probably will be kpop, probably the girl groups mostly since they’ve been slacking on getting women artists in the Super Bowl halftime for the past few years.

    4. ThePrinceofallYNs on

      Okay, but every performer has to have an outfit made of the unredacted Epstein files while the names play on every screen at the super bowl

    5. Intelligent_Donkey21 on

      Let’s bring it back around to some good old Satanic Panic with bands like Cannibal Corpse

    6. I wouldn’t mind K-Pop, but like a tweet said, Kendrick’s halftime show was unapologetically Black and Bad Bunny’s was unapologetically Latin, how would K-Pop be “unapologetically Asian” when K-Pop is mostly boy bands and R&B, just in Korean? >_>

    7. Rage Against the Machine

      The guitarist is a mixed race guy who graduated from Harvard and writes “this machine kills fascists” on his guitar and the singer is a Mexican-American and an unabashed leftist who writes anti-capitalist and anti-authoritarian lyrics.

      “Killing in the name of” and “Bulls on Parade” at a Halftime show would make them lose their minds.

    8. dinosaurfondue on

      Only musical acts that have some out in support of Palestine. Pedro Pascal would easily come back and dance in the background again too

    9. Dangerous_Noise1060 on

      Rage Against the Machine doing a re-enactment of pre-USSR Stalin’s life set in modern America. They way he did train robberies and stuff to fund the revolution, but have them robbing American Billionaires to fund AOCs transgender abortion clinic for undocumented Mexican Muslims. 

    10. NoFaithlessness7508 on

      Afrobeats All-Stars 

      Tems, Burna Boy, Wiz Kid, Davido, etc

      Seriously though NFL Africa is making great strides on the continent, and there’s obviously dozens of players in the NFL of African origin. Shoulda seen me jumping up and down when Nwosu had a pick-six!

      1 billion Africans would love to see Tems and em light up the halftime show

    11. Jay-Z doesn’t have total control of the half time show. Apple and the NFL majority have to approve.

    12. here4dambivalence on

      A silent disco where no music is played at all, and the show is extremely abstract. Maybe callbacks to previous Superbowl background dancers and images. Left shark chilling with a bunch of plant people and then suddenly a giant nipple shield is lowered down like a setting sun. And then they play 18 holes of golf just to piss everyone off further.

    13. No-Cranberry872 on

      Genuinely think it should just be a loop of the Epstein files played in an autotuned loop

    14. Avlin_Starfall on

      Not sure about any of her music other than the best Halloween album I have ever heard, but they could get Kim Petras, she is white, but she is trans so bigots would lose their minds.

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