I need that luxury ass wash

    by RegularNoodles

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    1. agangofoldwomen on

      You don’t like that translucent 0.5 ply toilet paper that only moves shit around on your ass as opposed to wiping it clean? Weirdo.

    2. Ngl, if i have to use the bathroom anywhere other than my house i usually just get a couple squares and fold them together so i can wet them a bit. Cleans up a lot better, and far less irritation since every company/business always buys that single ply sandpaper.

    3. Worst financial decision someone can make. Think of all the time you could be getting paid to poop!

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