Same energy as ‘I forgot my password’ being my most secure password.
JimAbaddon on
But wait, if they say they have your passwords, shouldn’t you instead be asking “where are they”?
zohaibhere on
Finally, customer support that actually helps.
erickson666 on
they’re mine now is what they are 🙂
Bulky-Caramel6233 on
Better than 1Password
ZealousidealCarry390 on
Joke’s on him, it’s just ‘Password123’ for all 40 accounts
Playful_Paint4799 on
I thought we left this humor in 2015
TheDayWalkerCGI on
Does he have my Runescape password from 2004?
Winsonian92 on
Everyone asks “what’s the password?” but no one ever asked “how is the password?” Passwords health matters too!
notanfan on
dont y’all know about password managers? just use bitwarden or smth and boom you have passwords all across your devices
astrasighelle on
Honestly, at this point, the hacker is more of a digital assistant. If they can find my old Myspace password from 2008
LullabyDarling on
As someone with goldfish memory, this would help me a lot, would gladly thank them.
mireuwaveyne on
Modern problems require modern… assistance.
Flesh_AndFlora on
Are you Microsoft Call Center?
Vip_Peach_Baby on
Finally, some good customer support
Kiss_Bound_Babe on
Can you also tell me what my childhood dog’s name was? I forgot the answer to my security question
AJ-Murphy on
That was a great day for me…
One day out of the blue. I notice a short subject e-mail; it was one of OLD passwords that I haven’t used in over a decade. Turned out they wanted to ransom my details, but I thanked them and said that all they’ve done is give me back my original newgrounds account…
sorenflareka on
When the hacker realizes your ‘master password’ is just your dog’s name followed by 123. The silence on the other end of the phone says it all
Overall-lonely on
Google had the most annoying forget password system that i had to remove that Gmail from my bank account and a new one cuz literally the correct password i entered but keep refusing to accept
Mary_Wayneee on
Hack me harder daddy, I forgot everything
Mo_Steins_Ghost on
So I have this card with random strings of alphanumeric passwords. A friend once asked me “If you lose your wallet, won’t that be a risk?” I explained they’d have to get through a few hurdles:
1. Correctly guess the username associated with each password.
2. Correctly guess which passwords are real and which are decoys.
3. Correctly guess which of the ~1.3 billion websites in the world these go to.
If they can actually solve 1 & 2, if they don’t get #3 right on the first try they have just informed me of their location.
Of course this is all precluded by me knowing that I have lost my wallet. So somewhere the funniest shit ever is going down: an idiot burning through every neuron of his brain all for nothing because the passwords have already been changed.
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Same energy as ‘I forgot my password’ being my most secure password.
But wait, if they say they have your passwords, shouldn’t you instead be asking “where are they”?
Finally, customer support that actually helps.
they’re mine now is what they are 🙂
Better than 1Password
Joke’s on him, it’s just ‘Password123’ for all 40 accounts
I thought we left this humor in 2015
Does he have my Runescape password from 2004?
Everyone asks “what’s the password?” but no one ever asked “how is the password?” Passwords health matters too!
dont y’all know about password managers? just use bitwarden or smth and boom you have passwords all across your devices
Honestly, at this point, the hacker is more of a digital assistant. If they can find my old Myspace password from 2008
As someone with goldfish memory, this would help me a lot, would gladly thank them.
Modern problems require modern… assistance.
Are you Microsoft Call Center?
Finally, some good customer support
Can you also tell me what my childhood dog’s name was? I forgot the answer to my security question
That was a great day for me…
One day out of the blue. I notice a short subject e-mail; it was one of OLD passwords that I haven’t used in over a decade. Turned out they wanted to ransom my details, but I thanked them and said that all they’ve done is give me back my original newgrounds account…
When the hacker realizes your ‘master password’ is just your dog’s name followed by 123. The silence on the other end of the phone says it all
Google had the most annoying forget password system that i had to remove that Gmail from my bank account and a new one cuz literally the correct password i entered but keep refusing to accept
Hack me harder daddy, I forgot everything
So I have this card with random strings of alphanumeric passwords. A friend once asked me “If you lose your wallet, won’t that be a risk?” I explained they’d have to get through a few hurdles:
1. Correctly guess the username associated with each password.
2. Correctly guess which passwords are real and which are decoys.
3. Correctly guess which of the ~1.3 billion websites in the world these go to.
If they can actually solve 1 & 2, if they don’t get #3 right on the first try they have just informed me of their location.
Of course this is all precluded by me knowing that I have lost my wallet. So somewhere the funniest shit ever is going down: an idiot burning through every neuron of his brain all for nothing because the passwords have already been changed.