Key_Artichoke8315 on February 7, 2026 2:00 pm Shhh it’s my favorite ingredient and they’ll take it out if you expose them!
GrayMech on February 7, 2026 2:10 pm Wait you’re telling me other languages have words spelled the same as ones from English but with completely different meanings??? Mind blown!
AlternativeGreen8896 on February 7, 2026 2:21 pm Now you see why Slovenians are the Femboys of the Balkans.
Luiz_Fell on February 7, 2026 2:31 pm This is in Slovene. “Semen” is just a declension of “semena” which means “seed”
drake3011 on February 7, 2026 2:34 pm I mean, apparently Bovine Jizz is a natural source of Taurine Personally, i think thats a load of bull…
dextras07 on February 7, 2026 2:44 pm I never really liked the Aussie lemonade flavor. I prefer the ultras honestly.
sunbleahced on February 7, 2026 2:45 pm That says “seed extract” but whatever sees it is the word is obscured.
Proper_Response4259 on February 7, 2026 2:51 pm I never wanted nor liked monster energy, never even drank it. This is probably an overexaggerated shitpost, but still, now I dislike it even more 😂
Sharing_Violation on February 7, 2026 2:51 pm *drinks some coconut penis* “Why did they add coconut? I miss original flavor” -Robert C
Sticky_AfterDark on February 7, 2026 3:03 pm so you tellin me i spent 1000$ on monster when i could have made it my self ? smh
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Shhh it’s my favorite ingredient and they’ll take it out if you expose them!
they really didn’t think anyone would read the label.
So we should just swallow our own if we want energy?
Wait you’re telling me other languages have words spelled the same as ones from English but with completely different meanings??? Mind blown!
Clearly jizzums
It’s not what you think… but I respect the fear.
Now you see why Slovenians are the Femboys of the Balkans.
Why did they add coconut? I miss original.
This is in Slovene. “Semen” is just a declension of “semena” which means “seed”
There was a south park episode about this
I mean, apparently Bovine Jizz is a natural source of Taurine
Personally, i think thats a load of bull…
turning into femboy
taurine is stored in the balls (of bulls)
That’s why it’s named monster
I never really liked the Aussie lemonade flavor.
I prefer the ultras honestly.
That says “seed extract” but whatever sees it is the word is obscured.
Femboy semen to be specific 😏
My monster also has- who am I kidding
I never wanted nor liked monster energy, never even drank it.
This is probably an overexaggerated shitpost, but still, now I dislike it even more 😂
*drinks some coconut penis*
“Why did they add coconut? I miss original flavor”
-Robert C
OOOOH NOW I WANNA DRINK THE WHOLE CAN
so you tellin me i spent 1000$ on monster when i could have made it my self ? smh
Seamen* it’s a typo
So that’s how she got pregnant
It adds flavour!
Das is a chemical
“came to The Monster”
