Reg_Cliff on February 6, 2026 7:29 pm News Article: [https://www.realitytea.com/2026/02/06/gus-kenworthy-urinates-message-ice-snow/](https://www.realitytea.com/2026/02/06/gus-kenworthy-urinates-message-ice-snow/)
Forgotten_Pants on February 6, 2026 7:39 pm That’s some impressive handwriting, or is it dickwriting? Or since the dick is the instrument is it like penmanship, dickmanship.
Gooner420 on February 6, 2026 7:42 pm No one is that accurate! I have been pissing messages in snow since i was 5 and I can’t even make a descent heart.
todudeornote on February 6, 2026 8:01 pm His pee writing is better than my handwriting. On message though!
TwoDurans on February 6, 2026 8:07 pm That’s actually really impressive. The prostate control to dot that i makes this pro level.
SnivyEyes on February 6, 2026 8:14 pm The urine writing here is better than my actual handwriting. Impressive
SXTY82 on February 6, 2026 8:17 pm As someone who has written his name in the snow before… Photoshop. Nobody has that level of accuracy and control. But I support the message.
thebeastiestmeat on February 6, 2026 8:19 pm My normal handwriting isn’t as good as this dude’s pisswriting. This has to be AI right?
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News Article: [https://www.realitytea.com/2026/02/06/gus-kenworthy-urinates-message-ice-snow/](https://www.realitytea.com/2026/02/06/gus-kenworthy-urinates-message-ice-snow/)
Wicked Pissah
I pee in cursive.
That’s some impressive handwriting, or is it dickwriting? Or since the dick is the instrument is it like penmanship, dickmanship.
No one is that accurate! I have been pissing messages in snow since i was 5 and I can’t even make a descent heart.
Great pen(is)manship
Olympic precision
Can’t be good to start and stop like that.
Someone does their kegels exercises.
His pee writing is better than my handwriting.
On message though!
Solid penismanship.
Great pen-manship
Jesus that’s well pissed/written
Love the message, no way he actually pissed that tho
Okay how does he write clearly while peeing lmao
That’s actually really impressive. The prostate control to dot that i makes this pro level.
Got that instrument from Pen Island.com
The urine writing here is better than my actual handwriting. Impressive
Impressive pen(is)manship.
Dude needs to hydrate.
As someone who has written his name in the snow before…
Photoshop. Nobody has that level of accuracy and control.
But I support the message.
Great pee art. Luckily, most of us start before we’re 10.
My normal handwriting isn’t as good as this dude’s pisswriting. This has to be AI right?
He writes better with pee than I write by hand.
Gold medal in Kegels.
Nice AI – there is no way this is real.
Your stop and start is impressive.