Need some allies to stand up and do it for all of us. Y’alls grandmas and parents probably brought us all into this anyway. Break the cycle. Do something good with your privilege.
Sometimes I just daydream its happened in my head and I give myself a little serotonin boost
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All I know is I’ll be promptly logging off my computer, grabbing pots and pans, and celebrating in the street. I may top that off with popping some bottles.
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No diaper on earth would be strong enough to contain *the last pass.* It would be heard around the world, the loudest sound ever recorded, *except for the thunderous cheer and applause that follows.*
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It would be nice to have a certain special event captured in HD so I can play it back frame by frame.
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I will be making hamburgers on my grill and anyone that passes my house will get one. I will then say “What a great fucking day. Have a burger” and smile.
He’s got 2-3 months tops left in him. There’s a YouTuber physical therapist that points out the way he has been walking lately along with the MRI he couldn’t keep from talking about which indicates he’s not got much time left.
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There’s an old Soviet joke:
A man goes to a newspaper stand every day, buys a copy of Pravda, glances at the front cover, curses, and throws it away.
After a few weeks of this the seller just has to ask what’s going on: “why do you always look at the cover but never inside?”
“I’m looking for an obituary.”
“An obituary? But those are in the back!”
“Oh no, the obituary I’m looking for will be on the front page.”
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From your lips to the Great Spaghetti Monster in the sky’s ear.
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What’s the first song on y’all’s playlists? I can’t say the name of mine
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Was told the man takes Ozempic which is how he’s been lasting so long despite the horrible diet
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The way everyone instantly knows but nobody wants to be the one to say it collective silence doing heavy lifting here
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Well of course
Like it’s time for a real ally to step up and do the thing!
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Everyday I pray.
I have my pack ready to roll up to celebrate. Got a “sick day” email written up and ready to send.
From your fingers to Jesus’s eyes.
[We Are Black America](https://www.weareblackamerica.com/)
Mmmhmmm.
Need some allies to stand up and do it for all of us. Y’alls grandmas and parents probably brought us all into this anyway. Break the cycle. Do something good with your privilege.
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Weirder coincidences than this have happened in history. I.E Thomas Jefferson, John Adams, and James Monroe all died on July 4th
I keep checking for the headline.
My first thought is an….ehhm…”*orange sunset*”
We all feeling that?
Does it rhyme with this?
Please lord, answer these prayers.
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Well this was my first thought…
I light a candle to saint Michael to cleanse the evil from certain men. The fact that I doubt there’d be a man left after the fact remains unsaid.
On President’s Day would be great.
This morning on threads people was “OMFG” style excited so I started to get hyped. Turns out Kamala was making an announcement of some sort.
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Sometimes I just daydream its happened in my head and I give myself a little serotonin boost
All I know is I’ll be promptly logging off my computer, grabbing pots and pans, and celebrating in the street. I may top that off with popping some bottles.
No diaper on earth would be strong enough to contain *the last pass.* It would be heard around the world, the loudest sound ever recorded, *except for the thunderous cheer and applause that follows.*
It would be nice to have a certain special event captured in HD so I can play it back frame by frame.
I will be making hamburgers on my grill and anyone that passes my house will get one. I will then say “What a great fucking day. Have a burger” and smile.
I got champagne ready.
https://preview.redd.it/j0k8f7wl6phg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59c9bf7b61729043eb8b2d68f704c7738c960ec5
He’s got 2-3 months tops left in him. There’s a YouTuber physical therapist that points out the way he has been walking lately along with the MRI he couldn’t keep from talking about which indicates he’s not got much time left.
There’s an old Soviet joke:
A man goes to a newspaper stand every day, buys a copy of Pravda, glances at the front cover, curses, and throws it away.
After a few weeks of this the seller just has to ask what’s going on: “why do you always look at the cover but never inside?”
“I’m looking for an obituary.”
“An obituary? But those are in the back!”
“Oh no, the obituary I’m looking for will be on the front page.”
From your lips to the Great Spaghetti Monster in the sky’s ear.
What’s the first song on y’all’s playlists? I can’t say the name of mine
Was told the man takes Ozempic which is how he’s been lasting so long despite the horrible diet
https://preview.redd.it/f1cxoxe87phg1.png?width=675&format=png&auto=webp&s=1d9878ee0d6e4f1c0e29a21b2650f3ff51a84d3a
Gonna grill in 20 degree weather.
Hurry up buddy
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