Its almost like it takes longer to count ballots in cities than it does it little backwater counties.
jpsreddit85 on
This sort of bullshit is so obviously intended to sway the less intellectually gifted, he knows he is full of shit and is pushing this crap anyway. They literally sit in a room and figure out how to lie without saying the words directly as it would be admissible. This nonsense gives them plausible deniability later and I just don’t think the legal system has a proper way to deal with such two faced bullshit. So if the justice system ever purges the rot, they’re preemptively protecting themselves.
WolfThick on
Him and Lindsey need to get a room.
Nottodayreddit1949 on
How dare we count votes. How dare we.
MaxZorin1985 on
Make Johnson looks like a man who would, as a 20something, “adopt” a 16 year old boy for nefarious reasons. Can I prove it? No. But trust me, Johnson puts the “pedo” in Re*pedo*can.
Remarkable_Spite_209 on
Oh so this he knows about, but if you ask him about any of the crimes he knows nothing.
enjoythesilence-75 on
This piece of shit who doesn’t have a bank account (really? second in line for the presidency, no bank account) is probably in the Epstein Files and owned by Putin and others. Can I prove it? No.
pontiacfirebird92 on
People in swing states need to prepare for an invasion by ICE on election day
bca327 on
Yes we have the ability to change election outcomes but we still let the Fanta Menace win in 2024. Dumbass.
Davefhtex on
It struck me that the glorious leader has not yet annointed Mr Johnson with a clever yet insulting nickname. May i respectfully suggest ” Squeaky”?
ToastCapone on
This little pedo-protector ain’t gonna certify the midterm election results.
somebigface on
“Can I prove it? No, but I’m going to say it anyway.” – MAGA
StellarSomething on
Their excuse for everything now is the dems cheated. We lost because they cheated. We would win every seat if they didn’t cheat because I have the highest ever ratings.
Seriously, fuck everyone who believe this garbage. Yall fucked America
Sufficient-Moose27 on
You’re all forgetting something. An election is only legitimate if the person with an R beside their name wins!
/s
Available-Elevator69 on
So 3 people in a room say they want Pizza. 10 more enter and they say Burgers.
So the 3 that want pizza feel like they where cheated because the others want Burgers,
So what now? Tell the 10 to leave or simply don’t accept their vote?
This the stupidity your defending.
TrashCapable on
Translation: “there’s no possible way voters could hate our policies so much”?
jayj555 on
Fuck you mike
Economy_Order2686 on
Give specifics. Which races were they? Which ballots were coming in late? He won’t do that because he knows his claim would fall apart with the smallest bit of scrutiny
Umami-Ice-Cream on
So let me get this straight.
If counting all the ballots means Republicans lose, they want to stop counting before their lead disappears?
PirateSometimes on
Every accusation..
gozer33 on
My football team was winning the whole first half, but every time a new touchdown was scored, the lead just magically whittled away until they lost. It looks on its face to be fraudulent.
metatronic29 on
Guys a puppet that wants to be a real boy so bad.
Responsible-Chest-26 on
These fucking clowns don’t understand how voting works. “Stop the count! Stop the count! We’re ahead!”
cecepoint on
Can i prove it? No
Can it be proven in a court of law?
Also NO
Marmooset on
“Every night I see the sun go down. Vanish. Kaput. Yet next day, it’s back again. Can I prove it’s sorcery? No – but something fishy’s going on.”
brok3nh3lix on
“we were ahead when areas that represented the red voters were counted, then they counted the denser areas that are more blue, and we were not ahead, and that means they cheated”
VLY2020 on
MAGA Mike learns about counting
z44212 on
“Can I prove it? No.”
No shit? Really?
grethro on
Mike Johnson is probably the most evil competent person on the planet. If he applied half of his energies toward justice and passing laws for the American people, we could be living in the Star Trek universe.
But for whatever reason, he has chosen inaction, stagnation, and to protect a pedophile. So here we are.
NZ_Gecko on
This man doesn’t understand how counting works
GuardianOfZid on
It’s crazy seeing someone openly threatening to destroy my rights and then when I open the thread to share what I think about it I am preemptively told that I need to make sure my speech isn’t too spicy. Fuck this place
No_Arugula7027 on
Any insinuation by a public official of voter fraud without clear evidence should be punished be a fine and jail time. They’re eroding democracy – which I supposes is the whole point for these fascists.
drinkslinger1974 on
I’m no expert, but isn’t that how elections work? “We were winning then all of the sudden we weren’t.” Maybe now they know how we felt back in November of ‘15.
Bruzur on
Every time I see this individual, I swear he appears more like a ventriloquist’s dummy than a human. Ironic, isn’t it?
JesusStarbox on
Polling seems to be broken. Clinton and Harris were ahead in the polls right before the election and they lost.
Either it’s cheating in the count or bad polling.
martymcfly103 on
I remember something about innocent until proven guilty. Is that not a thing in our congress?
DeKal760 on
Jesus Christ. Can we just fast forward through this administration and get it over with, please? I hate it. I hate them all.
ittybittynuts on
It looks like he had his make up done by a mortician.
ElowynElif on
So, Mike, why not STFU until you can prove it? Also, GDIAF.
KobePippenJordan_esq on
Why can’t you prove it Mike? Because it isn’t fraudulent? Oh okay thanks.
So why do you want to Nationalize? To cheat? Okay got it.
Fucking Traitor.
JustTheGameplay on
“can i prove it? no”
then stfu?
kompletist on
Making decisions based on the ramblings of a lunatic and conspiracy theories. That’s just a few key ingredients to the Dummies Guide to Governing a Republic.
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Its almost like it takes longer to count ballots in cities than it does it little backwater counties.
This sort of bullshit is so obviously intended to sway the less intellectually gifted, he knows he is full of shit and is pushing this crap anyway. They literally sit in a room and figure out how to lie without saying the words directly as it would be admissible. This nonsense gives them plausible deniability later and I just don’t think the legal system has a proper way to deal with such two faced bullshit. So if the justice system ever purges the rot, they’re preemptively protecting themselves.
Him and Lindsey need to get a room.
How dare we count votes. How dare we.
Make Johnson looks like a man who would, as a 20something, “adopt” a 16 year old boy for nefarious reasons. Can I prove it? No. But trust me, Johnson puts the “pedo” in Re*pedo*can.
Oh so this he knows about, but if you ask him about any of the crimes he knows nothing.
This piece of shit who doesn’t have a bank account (really? second in line for the presidency, no bank account) is probably in the Epstein Files and owned by Putin and others. Can I prove it? No.
People in swing states need to prepare for an invasion by ICE on election day
Yes we have the ability to change election outcomes but we still let the Fanta Menace win in 2024. Dumbass.
It struck me that the glorious leader has not yet annointed Mr Johnson with a clever yet insulting nickname. May i respectfully suggest ” Squeaky”?
This little pedo-protector ain’t gonna certify the midterm election results.
“Can I prove it? No, but I’m going to say it anyway.” – MAGA
Their excuse for everything now is the dems cheated. We lost because they cheated. We would win every seat if they didn’t cheat because I have the highest ever ratings.
Seriously, fuck everyone who believe this garbage. Yall fucked America
You’re all forgetting something. An election is only legitimate if the person with an R beside their name wins!
/s
So 3 people in a room say they want Pizza. 10 more enter and they say Burgers.
So the 3 that want pizza feel like they where cheated because the others want Burgers,
So what now? Tell the 10 to leave or simply don’t accept their vote?
This the stupidity your defending.
Translation: “there’s no possible way voters could hate our policies so much”?
Fuck you mike
Give specifics. Which races were they? Which ballots were coming in late? He won’t do that because he knows his claim would fall apart with the smallest bit of scrutiny
So let me get this straight.
If counting all the ballots means Republicans lose, they want to stop counting before their lead disappears?
Every accusation..
My football team was winning the whole first half, but every time a new touchdown was scored, the lead just magically whittled away until they lost. It looks on its face to be fraudulent.
Guys a puppet that wants to be a real boy so bad.
These fucking clowns don’t understand how voting works. “Stop the count! Stop the count! We’re ahead!”
Can i prove it? No
Can it be proven in a court of law?
Also NO
“Every night I see the sun go down. Vanish. Kaput. Yet next day, it’s back again. Can I prove it’s sorcery? No – but something fishy’s going on.”
“we were ahead when areas that represented the red voters were counted, then they counted the denser areas that are more blue, and we were not ahead, and that means they cheated”
MAGA Mike learns about counting
“Can I prove it? No.”
No shit? Really?
Mike Johnson is probably the most evil competent person on the planet. If he applied half of his energies toward justice and passing laws for the American people, we could be living in the Star Trek universe.
But for whatever reason, he has chosen inaction, stagnation, and to protect a pedophile. So here we are.
This man doesn’t understand how counting works
It’s crazy seeing someone openly threatening to destroy my rights and then when I open the thread to share what I think about it I am preemptively told that I need to make sure my speech isn’t too spicy. Fuck this place
Any insinuation by a public official of voter fraud without clear evidence should be punished be a fine and jail time. They’re eroding democracy – which I supposes is the whole point for these fascists.
I’m no expert, but isn’t that how elections work? “We were winning then all of the sudden we weren’t.” Maybe now they know how we felt back in November of ‘15.
Every time I see this individual, I swear he appears more like a ventriloquist’s dummy than a human. Ironic, isn’t it?
Polling seems to be broken. Clinton and Harris were ahead in the polls right before the election and they lost.
Either it’s cheating in the count or bad polling.
I remember something about innocent until proven guilty. Is that not a thing in our congress?
Jesus Christ. Can we just fast forward through this administration and get it over with, please? I hate it. I hate them all.
It looks like he had his make up done by a mortician.
So, Mike, why not STFU until you can prove it? Also, GDIAF.
Why can’t you prove it Mike? Because it isn’t fraudulent? Oh okay thanks.
So why do you want to Nationalize? To cheat? Okay got it.
Fucking Traitor.
“can i prove it? no”
then stfu?
Making decisions based on the ramblings of a lunatic and conspiracy theories. That’s just a few key ingredients to the Dummies Guide to Governing a Republic.
They lost. Get it.