American Jesus would have a black mask on in the back of a suburban with a sawed off, according to many of his supporters.
chopsuirak on
Pick and choose what version of Christ/the Bible he follows. “Body is a temple?” Face tattoos. “Love thy neighbor” and “thou shall not murder?” Where?!
Edit: Yall see he has a micro weenie?
leithn87 on
Ozempic fuckin ghoul
manzo559 on
I’m glad Drew McIntyre kicked the shit out his face
Sad-Cut-1210 on
His skin bag isn’t the only empty thing about this moron.
yesimreallylikethat on
MAGA is his fan base
rollercostarican on
Republican Jesus is undefeated.
RichardBonham on
“I’m a dumb redneck.”
When someone shows you who they are, believe them.
sylvaduskrae on
Screaming faith on stage but going silent when it’s time to actually stand for something is wild. That’s not humility, that’s just selective courage
Positive_Dust_5752 on
Faith without works is dead, and I’m spotting him five on that faith angle already.
threenil on
Jelly Roll makes music for people who know exactly how much Sudafed you can buy at a pharmacy before getting put on a watch list, so the only ICE they care about is the kind they load up in a pipe to smoke.
justleave-mealone on
See i disagree. I think his definition, and his usage, is that jesus weaponizes and delivers goods and services to him. His definition of jesus is that reward is given to him and strength also for his betterment.
For him, and people like him, it has nothing to do with charity , altruism, kindness or anything like that. Even in his speech, he states that God delivered from a lower place, and enriched his life. He didn’t mention anything about compassion, or others.
So in his ideology it’s totally different from what other people are describing as “Jesus”. it’s not even the same rule set, same ball park, it’s not even the same sport.
Unusual-Ideal-3509 on
I don’t even know who this guy is but his appearance says enough
knowtoriusMAC on
Well I was waiting for Jelly Roll to weigh in before I made my own opinion, so now I’ll have to wait to hear what Machine Gun Kelly thinks instead.
mostdope28 on
That’s what “religious” artist do. They use the word Jesus to make money.
Hunter-Gatherer_ on
Mf said im a dumb redneck and clearly that makes me blind. Mf you can be dumb as a box of rocks and still know it’s wrong for multiple men to pile onto one man and then shoot him 8-9 times…
newdiyscared on
I mean hasn’t Christianity been used hand in hand with white supremacy since the 1700s…. it seems on brand, no?
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weezyverse on
Man weight loss is crazy for some folk…
Dude lost his balls and his brains at the same damn time.
festafiesta on
Man got on stage speaking like a reverend and then went backstage and “I’m just an artist, don’t worry about me.” What a surprise, another false man of God
I don’t mind people who don’t know shit saying they don’t know shit.
Wish more people would
MissSassifras1977 on
How do you look worse *after* weight loss?
Dude is GROSS.
And preaching Christianity but also ignorance all while supporting fascism and married…to a porn star?!
Also fuck Austin “Post” Malone.
They’re going on tour together?? So the ultimate culture vulture’s true colors finally come shining through.
DarthPlayer8282 on
Love the performative religion – especially when the religion they “follow” tells them not to do that. Hypocrisy at its finest.
Spike_Shrimp28 on
Jelly Roach the new born christian. Even in the Netflix show “Star Search,” he’s preaching every two seconds, yet he’s completely incapable of discussing politics.
ThotlineBling_ on
He looks like the Mucinex mascot with face tattoos.
Risky_Bizniss on
Jelly Roll-zempic and his jiggly moral code
Rileyinabox on
When being a decent person is going to cost you everything, we call that consequences.
Soft_Style_4941 on
White populism is such an utter failure.
megamoze on
Jelly Roll: “I’m a dumb redneck.”
Also Jelly Roll: “I want to thank Jesus for helping me win this Grammy.”
That tracks.
deathschool on
Never heard this guy’s music. Lord willing I never will.
Kantjil1484 on
What a bummer…originally he came across as so relatable to folks who struggled, but now not so much.
Tasty-Performer6669 on
100% performative Christianity from this coward
Phylace on
I’m really disappointed in him.
Char10 on
His music sucks anyway, type of shit ppl listen to while stripping copper from an ac unit
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Jelly rolled over.
He can’t lose his klanbase
American Jesus would have a black mask on in the back of a suburban with a sawed off, according to many of his supporters.
Pick and choose what version of Christ/the Bible he follows. “Body is a temple?” Face tattoos. “Love thy neighbor” and “thou shall not murder?” Where?!
Edit: Yall see he has a micro weenie?
Ozempic fuckin ghoul
I’m glad Drew McIntyre kicked the shit out his face
His skin bag isn’t the only empty thing about this moron.
MAGA is his fan base
Republican Jesus is undefeated.
“I’m a dumb redneck.”
When someone shows you who they are, believe them.
Screaming faith on stage but going silent when it’s time to actually stand for something is wild. That’s not humility, that’s just selective courage
Faith without works is dead, and I’m spotting him five on that faith angle already.
Jelly Roll makes music for people who know exactly how much Sudafed you can buy at a pharmacy before getting put on a watch list, so the only ICE they care about is the kind they load up in a pipe to smoke.
See i disagree. I think his definition, and his usage, is that jesus weaponizes and delivers goods and services to him. His definition of jesus is that reward is given to him and strength also for his betterment.
For him, and people like him, it has nothing to do with charity , altruism, kindness or anything like that. Even in his speech, he states that God delivered from a lower place, and enriched his life. He didn’t mention anything about compassion, or others.
So in his ideology it’s totally different from what other people are describing as “Jesus”. it’s not even the same rule set, same ball park, it’s not even the same sport.
I don’t even know who this guy is but his appearance says enough
Well I was waiting for Jelly Roll to weigh in before I made my own opinion, so now I’ll have to wait to hear what Machine Gun Kelly thinks instead.
That’s what “religious” artist do. They use the word Jesus to make money.
Mf said im a dumb redneck and clearly that makes me blind. Mf you can be dumb as a box of rocks and still know it’s wrong for multiple men to pile onto one man and then shoot him 8-9 times…
I mean hasn’t Christianity been used hand in hand with white supremacy since the 1700s…. it seems on brand, no?
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Man weight loss is crazy for some folk…
Dude lost his balls and his brains at the same damn time.
Man got on stage speaking like a reverend and then went backstage and “I’m just an artist, don’t worry about me.” What a surprise, another false man of God
https://preview.redd.it/wxsmoienr4hg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30af0ae4e022aa09f9206c2c3995478f5254b65d
I don’t mind people who don’t know shit saying they don’t know shit.
Wish more people would
How do you look worse *after* weight loss?
Dude is GROSS.
And preaching Christianity but also ignorance all while supporting fascism and married…to a porn star?!
Also fuck Austin “Post” Malone.
They’re going on tour together?? So the ultimate culture vulture’s true colors finally come shining through.
Love the performative religion – especially when the religion they “follow” tells them not to do that. Hypocrisy at its finest.
Jelly Roach the new born christian. Even in the Netflix show “Star Search,” he’s preaching every two seconds, yet he’s completely incapable of discussing politics.
He looks like the Mucinex mascot with face tattoos.
Jelly Roll-zempic and his jiggly moral code
When being a decent person is going to cost you everything, we call that consequences.
White populism is such an utter failure.
Jelly Roll: “I’m a dumb redneck.”
Also Jelly Roll: “I want to thank Jesus for helping me win this Grammy.”
That tracks.
Never heard this guy’s music. Lord willing I never will.
What a bummer…originally he came across as so relatable to folks who struggled, but now not so much.
100% performative Christianity from this coward
I’m really disappointed in him.
His music sucks anyway, type of shit ppl listen to while stripping copper from an ac unit
https://preview.redd.it/3pz5ni6ps4hg1.jpeg?width=1076&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f073ca46ae177453f0c357aaabe87478fe16bfc3
Somebody said “Jelly Roll makes music for people who have tattoos of their kids but not custody of them” and the accuracy is just👌🏽
“Yes, we know, but what is your opinion…”
“I’m a dumb redneck” is the same as “I don’t do politics” which is the same as being complicit.