Oval Office event ends abruptly after Trump shits pants

    by dryheat122

    44 Comments

    1. WiggityWiggitySnack on

      Just a little more spontanious renovation… A little crack spackling, if you will…

    2. ExplanationSure8996 on

      Something had to happen. They sure were in a rush to get everyone out. There must a a sign he gives when the Hershey highway opens.

    3. I really want someone to ask him on camera..if he shit himself?
      It will be really funny to see him fumble himself and shit himself again

    4. This really is the most credible explanation for the oddly abrupt ending of the meeting. He was hoping to chat his way through a fart that he had little control of, and it was a squirty dirty with a foul odor that forced its way through his adult diaper. Had press not been rushed out the cloud of stench would have enveloped them,  their reactions leaving little doubt as to what happened. He smelled it right away, knew the danger, and signaled to his press handlers who jumped into action.

    5. I would love it if the media started calling him Boom Boom. Tell him it’s because of all the bombs he orders dropped. He’ll be so proud of being called Boom Boom.

      When he finds out it’s because he makes boom booms in his pants; he’ll shit himself. Bahahaha. Sorry. I’m leaving.

    6. If there is any truth in this … 100 bucks he will just blame in on Biden and the radical left 😆

    7. Yeah but at least we didn’t have to deal with a woman or a non white person or someone younger as president. I would much rather have someone actively shitting himself making decisions that will affect our country for decades than one of those other people.

      /s just in case it isn’t obvious in this messed up world

    8. If I was fully in charge of my faculties; I would know the signs of needing to defecate and excuse myself

      OR

      Ensure that my bowels were empty prior to any lengthy meetings, *especially public facing ones*

      Dude was a TV actor at one point in his career

    9. Add “first president to take an actual shit inside the Oval Office” to some kind of a list.

    10. Commercial_Stress899 on

      I want him to sue someone for stating this so badly. Can you imagine the discovery? People coming out of the woodwork talking about him shitting himself or buying him diapers

    11. That poor chair…. I never thought I’d feel bad for an inanimate object but here we are.

    12. Why not? He’s been shitting all over Americans and America for several years now. 🙂

    13. B-b-but Biden had a STUTTER!!

      Clearly that’s way more important for the media to react to than our President shitting his diapers in front of world leaders (not for the first time).

    Leave A Reply