The Sourth African Nazi couldn’t look more like a pedo if he tried
dmullaney on
I’m fairly confident that Elon doesn’t have the capacity for this level of introspection, but if somehow he did, I’m confident his solution would be to just buy Radiohead
ThatGuyYouMightNo on
“girls ftw!”
Cohens4thClient on
What kind of messed up freaky evil criminal weirdo does Elon have to be for Ghislane Maxwell, a convicted child sex trafficker and chuld rapist, to tell you “nah, you cant come to the party no matter how much money you have”
Thats messed up. Epstein referred to trump as one of the most evil people he ever met, and they embraced trump, and rejected Elon.
Ritaredditonce on
The world’s richest man is a dork with an inflated ego.
Excitium on
Imagine being such a dork ass loser that you try to invite yourself to child rape island and get fobbed off.
Proud-Wall1443 on
Self-invite maxxxing
Or whatever the kids say these days
gigglefarting on
He’s not even as cool as Bill Gates apparently
Dorkzilla_ftw on
He did participated in the minor girls auctions, the same auctions where Donald was inserting his finger into underage girls genitals to see how tight they were.
Just_Candle_315 on
Imagine being a billionnaire but still so attention starved you feel compelled to travel hundreds or thousands of miles to try to meet girls
cowgod247 on
Hayes4prez on
Trump releasing this bit is Elon’s spanking.
To me it just proves Trump is absolutely involved in scrubbing these files. He’s using them to embarrass people.
Jonpope on
I just remembered that he accused that one rescue dude of being a pedophile while they were trying to rescue the group of kids from the cave. Every accusation really is a confession!
ResurgentClusterfuck on
I can’t imagine being so much of a twat even the pedophile ring won’t associate with you
cheese0muncher on
Jeff Epstein: ‘I know you wanna come to the island, but you kinda creep out all the other child rapists.’
Elon: 🙁
alius_stultus on
He had plans to visit the island on January 2nd according to the Epstein files
BringOutYDead on
Who wants to orgy with a mangled, permanently flacid, angry-inch micropenis?
Lackof_Creativity on
i imagine it irks him more that he is the richest man on earth and his personality means he can’t even pay people enough to pretend to like hime:p
badaboommx on
So we finally know what the “karate lessons” was the code for.
zedbrusher on
Bing Pot!!!
you_killed_fredo on
May have been his saving grace.
JayNotAtAll on
Elon and Trump have the same issue. The people who like them are the people they don’t care about.
Elon wants to be taken seriously by the larger tech community and the elites but most of us see him as a joke.
Trump wants the rich elite of NYC and what not to love him. He wants to be at an upscale restaurant in lower Manhattan not hanging out at the local Elks Lodge.
The elite hate him and have for a long time. Both are loved by lower class people that they have zero interest in being around.
Kevinwbooth on
I almost felt bad for him when I read the “Girls FTW” line in his email, but then I remembered that he was asking to go to Epstein Island and all consideration for his humanity ceased to exist. Absolute c*nt.
operationiffy on
#Girls FTW!
thelivinlegend on
Poor Elon.
I think we can all agree he should be invited to hang with the rest of them.
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The Sourth African Nazi couldn’t look more like a pedo if he tried
I’m fairly confident that Elon doesn’t have the capacity for this level of introspection, but if somehow he did, I’m confident his solution would be to just buy Radiohead
“girls ftw!”
What kind of messed up freaky evil criminal weirdo does Elon have to be for Ghislane Maxwell, a convicted child sex trafficker and chuld rapist, to tell you “nah, you cant come to the party no matter how much money you have”
Thats messed up. Epstein referred to trump as one of the most evil people he ever met, and they embraced trump, and rejected Elon.
The world’s richest man is a dork with an inflated ego.
Imagine being such a dork ass loser that you try to invite yourself to child rape island and get fobbed off.
Self-invite maxxxing
Or whatever the kids say these days
He’s not even as cool as Bill Gates apparently
He did participated in the minor girls auctions, the same auctions where Donald was inserting his finger into underage girls genitals to see how tight they were.
Imagine being a billionnaire but still so attention starved you feel compelled to travel hundreds or thousands of miles to try to meet girls
Trump releasing this bit is Elon’s spanking.
To me it just proves Trump is absolutely involved in scrubbing these files. He’s using them to embarrass people.
I just remembered that he accused that one rescue dude of being a pedophile while they were trying to rescue the group of kids from the cave. Every accusation really is a confession!
I can’t imagine being so much of a twat even the pedophile ring won’t associate with you
Jeff Epstein: ‘I know you wanna come to the island, but you kinda creep out all the other child rapists.’
Elon: 🙁
He had plans to visit the island on January 2nd according to the Epstein files
Who wants to orgy with a mangled, permanently flacid, angry-inch micropenis?
i imagine it irks him more that he is the richest man on earth and his personality means he can’t even pay people enough to pretend to like hime:p
So we finally know what the “karate lessons” was the code for.
Bing Pot!!!
May have been his saving grace.
Elon and Trump have the same issue. The people who like them are the people they don’t care about.
Elon wants to be taken seriously by the larger tech community and the elites but most of us see him as a joke.
Trump wants the rich elite of NYC and what not to love him. He wants to be at an upscale restaurant in lower Manhattan not hanging out at the local Elks Lodge.
The elite hate him and have for a long time. Both are loved by lower class people that they have zero interest in being around.
I almost felt bad for him when I read the “Girls FTW” line in his email, but then I remembered that he was asking to go to Epstein Island and all consideration for his humanity ceased to exist. Absolute c*nt.
#Girls FTW!
Poor Elon.
I think we can all agree he should be invited to hang with the rest of them.
https://preview.redd.it/oi6vsluknpgg1.jpeg?width=1075&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e48c89a89ed2b68139f356fe2baac49a2f2dd73f
I mean, look at him. It’s pretty obvious.