Now Watch This Drive.



    by Beeninya

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    1. FaptasticMrFox on

      “There’s an old saying in Tennessee – I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee…that says, fool me once, shame on…shame on you. Fool me…you can’t get fooled again.”

    2. peteysweetusername on

      Hard to imagine he used to be the worst president since Hoover. But still, fuck you W

    3. LazyCondition0 on

      Boy howdy did that motherfucker’s stock ever go up! Still a piece of shit but might as well be Abe Lincoln compared to our current Kommandant in Chief.

    4. Make the Pie Higher: a poem of George Bush quotes

      I think we all agree, the past is over.
      This is still a dangerous world.
      It’s a world of madmen and uncertainty
      and potential mental losses.
      Rarely is the question asked
      Is our children learning?
      Will the highways of the internet become more few?
      How many hands have I shaked? They misunderestimate me.
      I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
      I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
      Families is where our nation finds hope, where our
      wings take dream. Put food on your family!
      Knock down the tollbooth!
      Vulcanize society!
      Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!

    5. whateverMan223 on

      if a modern pres did this, I think the younger generations would respond really positively. we’re all absurdist now

    6. Aah, the watch this drive clip! A classic Bushism. But he does have a legit nice swing. Too bad his brain was indeed the size of a golf ball.

    7. sephirothFFVII on

      Say what you will, the man could dodge a shoe like a mongoose and pipe a drive with cameras rolling

    8. I remember thinking this was the most unpresidential thing I’d ever seen

      Dear lord how far we have fallen.

    9. I use “Now watch this drive” as a transition out of any awkward conversation. It makes like 95% of the conversations more awkward, but the 5% that get the reference? Kills every time.

    10. “America counts millions of Muslims amongst our citizens, and Muslims make an incredibly valuable contribution to our country.  Muslims are doctors, lawyers, law professors, members of the military, entrepreneurs, shopkeepers, moms and dads.  And they need to be treated with respect… Women who cover their heads in this country must feel comfortable going outside their homes.  Moms who wear cover must be not intimidated in America.  That’s not the America I know.  That’s not the America I value.”

      Not the rhetoric you’d expect from a republican these days

    11. The Bush administration was terrible for the world but politics aside, he legit seemed like a funny, charismatic guy you could enjoy a beer or two with despite your differences. 

      Definitely can’t say the same about Trump in any shape or form. 

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    13. I don’t think people truly understand how much damage Bush Jr. caused to the USA and the world. It ultimately led to The Cheeto and people like him having more power and is only getting worse.

    14. That was the point of his presidency when he was at the absolute peak of his self-confidence.

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