Not to be mean, but we don’t want you. We just want you to leave us the fuck alone.
UnusualAir1 on
Given the current state of affairs, millions of Californians would probably jump at the chance to detach from the US.
hurdurBoop on
hey google?
>Oil in Canada is primarily found in the Western Canada Sedimentary Basin (WCSB), centered in Alberta, with major oil sands (bitumen) deposits in northeastern Alberta (Athabasca, Cold Lake) and northwestern Alberta (Peace River), alongside significant conventional oil in Alberta
thanks google.
WoodShoeDiaries on
*Considering*??? They’re already going full tilt at Alberta, WTF? Or is he just warming people up to the idea before he starts talking about it openly?
Extra-Ad5925 on
Well if this is true then we can officially declare the separatist movement dead.
LincolnhamLincoln on
In general I don’t announce things that are meant to be covert.
Rachel_Silver on
I’m not sure it counts as “covert” if we’re hearing about it before it happens.
MealDramatic1885 on
All 10 people? Lol
ShesAMajorTom on
It’s just SO interesting that the Mainline Canadian Export Pipeline cuts into the US right through Minnesota. I dunno it’s just so strange. Who could have predicted.
Familiar_Stable3229 on
This crap is just rage bait created by troll farms.
OnlyTakes5minutes on
send the separatists to florida, lmao
Possible_Gur4789 on
I don’t think Americans would allow a trump land invasion force to make it out of the United States into Canada. Who knows though, these are strange times
brighter_hell on
I’ll take shit that didn’t happen for $1000, Alex
omahaomw on
fElon is probably already doing it to Canada and other countries, where he can. I hope other countries take note, and pay the favor back to left leaning politicians in US.
MLeek on
Have we already forgotten the “trucker convoy”?
This is not news, and it’s never been covert.
The American right-wing needs constant outrage to fuel its propaganda machinery. Right-wing Canadians have shown they can be useful (and cheap) idiots.
seanisdown on
Canada 100% does not want California. Or any other state with such a massive population that it would dominate national elections.
robbierobfantastic on
These fuckers don’t know how to do anything covertly. They take bags of cash for bribes, add journalists to secret group chats, and post screen grabs on twitter. The first shipment would be some dumbass 51st state flags or MCGA marketing bullshit. Now, don’t tell anyone this, but if they really wanted to be successful they would help Alberta succeed and he could run for president again in a new country. Then he could live like a Saudi prince off all that sweet sweet bitumen.
Intelligent-Parsley7 on
If Trump convinces two NHL teams to give their first picks to the Oilers and Flames, Alberta will likely be USA’s 51st state.
Not_A_Murderer3108 on
It’s not very covert if it’s already public
RoyalEagle0408 on
Not very covert if it’s leaking in a report.
turbo_sr on
He can take the pos separatist but the land stays in canada
Skin4theWin on
So how would this not make us a sponsor of terrorism?
Ambitious_Trifle_645 on
He’s got a lot of money to throw at other countries, but we can’t get MFA
erictho on
this is already happening tho.
No_Variety9420 on
The covert agents they send there will like it so much that they’ll defect to Cananda
superliver1211 on
Some handmaids tale unfolding right before our eyes
Crabbyrob on
So covert that it is in the news daily.
suite307 on
Covert lol
quantum_mouse on
It’s like Russia and US are using the same playbook. “Separatists” in Ukraine, Moldova etc.. I guess Trump figured it was working.Â
Jaigg on
If this happens, even just the rhetoric of it all then we need to boot all American diplomats out of the country. Fuck these people
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I for one welcome our new beaver overlords.
Not to be mean, but we don’t want you. We just want you to leave us the fuck alone.
Given the current state of affairs, millions of Californians would probably jump at the chance to detach from the US.
hey google?
>Oil in Canada is primarily found in the Western Canada Sedimentary Basin (WCSB), centered in Alberta, with major oil sands (bitumen) deposits in northeastern Alberta (Athabasca, Cold Lake) and northwestern Alberta (Peace River), alongside significant conventional oil in Alberta
thanks google.
*Considering*??? They’re already going full tilt at Alberta, WTF? Or is he just warming people up to the idea before he starts talking about it openly?
Well if this is true then we can officially declare the separatist movement dead.
In general I don’t announce things that are meant to be covert.
I’m not sure it counts as “covert” if we’re hearing about it before it happens.
All 10 people? Lol
It’s just SO interesting that the Mainline Canadian Export Pipeline cuts into the US right through Minnesota. I dunno it’s just so strange. Who could have predicted.
This crap is just rage bait created by troll farms.
send the separatists to florida, lmao
I don’t think Americans would allow a trump land invasion force to make it out of the United States into Canada. Who knows though, these are strange times
I’ll take shit that didn’t happen for $1000, Alex
fElon is probably already doing it to Canada and other countries, where he can. I hope other countries take note, and pay the favor back to left leaning politicians in US.
Have we already forgotten the “trucker convoy”?
This is not news, and it’s never been covert.
The American right-wing needs constant outrage to fuel its propaganda machinery. Right-wing Canadians have shown they can be useful (and cheap) idiots.
Canada 100% does not want California. Or any other state with such a massive population that it would dominate national elections.
These fuckers don’t know how to do anything covertly. They take bags of cash for bribes, add journalists to secret group chats, and post screen grabs on twitter. The first shipment would be some dumbass 51st state flags or MCGA marketing bullshit. Now, don’t tell anyone this, but if they really wanted to be successful they would help Alberta succeed and he could run for president again in a new country. Then he could live like a Saudi prince off all that sweet sweet bitumen.
If Trump convinces two NHL teams to give their first picks to the Oilers and Flames, Alberta will likely be USA’s 51st state.
It’s not very covert if it’s already public
Not very covert if it’s leaking in a report.
He can take the pos separatist but the land stays in canada
So how would this not make us a sponsor of terrorism?
He’s got a lot of money to throw at other countries, but we can’t get MFA
this is already happening tho.
The covert agents they send there will like it so much that they’ll defect to Cananda
Some handmaids tale unfolding right before our eyes
So covert that it is in the news daily.
Covert lol
It’s like Russia and US are using the same playbook. “Separatists” in Ukraine, Moldova etc.. I guess Trump figured it was working.Â
If this happens, even just the rhetoric of it all then we need to boot all American diplomats out of the country. Fuck these people
Minnesota would like to propose a trade.
[Trump said Canada relies entirely on the U.S, we don’t rely on Canada.](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP85gLtsw/)
Whats funny is a recent poll shows its only 20% of the province want to separate. (Still way to fucking high)
Can we just ship the traitors south?
Wow….this timeline is getting crazier.
lol an Indian based X account making wild claims. Is it Thursday already
These idiots are too fucking stupid to do anything covertly
Meanwhile Russia is fucking *laughing*
Seriously, Canada, Europe? You there? *Help us*.
We clearly cannot defend ourselves from Russian propaganda online.
And we are clearly a danger to you because of it.
I get it, you’re hoping we’ll implode so the Euro can take over the dollar.
Maybe that’ll happen.
Two weeks into WWIII.
The rest of the world needs to understand how crazy America is.