What’s the difference if you’ve just washed up and you’re all clean?
CpuJunky on
Does it smell?
No: Dry body
Yes: Get new towel
sadunk on
The towel has 2 sides. I feel the hem for the “back side” to use on my back side. I’m sure it was a LPT at one point.
Candy6132 on
I just wipe my face with the end part of the towel. The ass gets the middle section.
Z_T_O on
Start with face and hair, then work your way down the front. Flip the towel around, then go up the back
Low-Carob9772 on
Did I wipe my ass with this side, TODAY?
Shadbie34 on
ok, to be fair, long hair doesnt stay dry with a towel, its not a hygiene thing, its literally the fact that you cant dry your hair and your body with one towel, because the hair makes your body wet again. 2 towels is simply necessary
Drakostheswordsman on
Start at the top of your body and work down. Simple
mrkoala1234 on
People think their towels reset after midnight.
Dreuh2001 on
Guy towels have short term memory loss
WinterMeHard on
The towel forgets between uses.
RepublicPowerful8438 on
Schrödinger’s towel: both clean and dirty until observed
Levyathan666 on
And it just resets the next time you take a shower
Brave-Butterscotch76 on
The fact that he is even asking that question makes this fake
why_1337 on
I don’t even think about it, I just wipe.
ol-gormsby on
Always wipe you arse with the side where the label is attached.
storyfilms on
Men know that you washed your ass so it doesn’t matter
C0-2848 on
Anyone here who does the “women” part?? I have never heard or seen anyone do this
smokie12 on
You dry off top to bottom, hang the towel up to dry, and then the towel *forget*s
trashcanjenga on
Just use the label as indicator.
GenghisCaesarVIIX on
That’s what the stripe on the end is for. Decide whether the striped side is for face or ass, and then stick with it.
InvDeath on
how many guys sent it to girlfriend?
Somebody23 on
If you washed yourself properly does it matter where you wiped your ass?
LiveCulture4615 on
I use my new clothes because always washed
Mrrrrggggl on
Shouldn’t your ass be clean coming out of the shower?
Smeeble09 on
Does no-one else use the label end for one and the non lable for the other?
Ok_Plantain_8914 on
Weaksauce humour dating back to the before times… when memes were still sent by fax. Neglects the since scientifically proven fact that womens also have butts.
Nearby-Swimming-5103 on
The end with the tag is the “non-head” end. The opposite end is for the head. Anywhere in between is fair game.
slothxaxmatic on
This is how dudes act when they don’t know how to bathe properly
Kozeyekan_ on
Well, if it’s not clean, you didnt shower properly!
sunnykutta on
Real men never ask this Q
Brain-Dead-Robot on
If you get out of the shower and think “did I wipe my ass with this side” you better get back in that shower
agentofmidgard on
Wym.. I am a 25 y/o gorl and I still only ever use my towel they used to wrap me in as a baby
damodarby on
If you go to the toilet properly and wash properly this isn’t an issue 😂
Zolo49 on
What’s this front and backside nonsense? Wipe your face with a short end of the towel and wipe your ass and dick with the center. That way you never have to guess.
CotswoldP on
Speaking personally I only wipe my arse with the towel AFTER I’ve had a shower or bath. So it should be clean. If I can’t get clean in a shower, then it doesn’t matter how I use my towel.
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What’s the difference if you’ve just washed up and you’re all clean?
Does it smell?
No: Dry body
Yes: Get new towel
The towel has 2 sides. I feel the hem for the “back side” to use on my back side. I’m sure it was a LPT at one point.
I just wipe my face with the end part of the towel. The ass gets the middle section.
Start with face and hair, then work your way down the front. Flip the towel around, then go up the back
Did I wipe my ass with this side, TODAY?
ok, to be fair, long hair doesnt stay dry with a towel, its not a hygiene thing, its literally the fact that you cant dry your hair and your body with one towel, because the hair makes your body wet again. 2 towels is simply necessary
Start at the top of your body and work down. Simple
People think their towels reset after midnight.
Guy towels have short term memory loss
The towel forgets between uses.
Schrödinger’s towel: both clean and dirty until observed
And it just resets the next time you take a shower
The fact that he is even asking that question makes this fake
I don’t even think about it, I just wipe.
Always wipe you arse with the side where the label is attached.
Men know that you washed your ass so it doesn’t matter
Anyone here who does the “women” part?? I have never heard or seen anyone do this
You dry off top to bottom, hang the towel up to dry, and then the towel *forget*s
Just use the label as indicator.
That’s what the stripe on the end is for. Decide whether the striped side is for face or ass, and then stick with it.
how many guys sent it to girlfriend?
If you washed yourself properly does it matter where you wiped your ass?
I use my new clothes because always washed
Shouldn’t your ass be clean coming out of the shower?
Does no-one else use the label end for one and the non lable for the other?
Weaksauce humour dating back to the before times… when memes were still sent by fax. Neglects the since scientifically proven fact that womens also have butts.
The end with the tag is the “non-head” end. The opposite end is for the head. Anywhere in between is fair game.
This is how dudes act when they don’t know how to bathe properly
Well, if it’s not clean, you didnt shower properly!
Real men never ask this Q
If you get out of the shower and think “did I wipe my ass with this side” you better get back in that shower
Wym.. I am a 25 y/o gorl and I still only ever use my towel they used to wrap me in as a baby
If you go to the toilet properly and wash properly this isn’t an issue 😂
What’s this front and backside nonsense? Wipe your face with a short end of the towel and wipe your ass and dick with the center. That way you never have to guess.
Speaking personally I only wipe my arse with the towel AFTER I’ve had a shower or bath. So it should be clean. If I can’t get clean in a shower, then it doesn’t matter how I use my towel.