Nah he’d win against the greater threat: giant snails
FootAffectionate7193 on
**charges in shouting “Deus Vult”**
Person-11 on
When danger reared its ugly head
He bravely turned his tail and fled
Brave, brave, brave, Sir Robin!
Legendary_Hercules on
It was St. George who ran into a dragon, duh.
LordEevee2005 on
(insert “Run away!” scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
QuillQuickcard on
Beowulf heard there was a monster a decided he would wrestle it to death naked JUST to prove he wasn’t a bitch
AdArtistic9369 on
There’s dudes that wrestle bears and aligators and shit. You’re telling me that there wasn’t enough medieval knights with enough gumption till kill something like that? Folly.
Right-Truck1859 on
Arthur wasn’t even a knight.
By different sources he was a chief of Angles or Roman legionary.
DeltaV-Mzero on
Every time humans migrate into an area, fearsome enormous beasts go extinct
and that’s before we are talking about steel armor and weapons
BaseForward8097 on
Counterpoint: We hear **O N L Y** the tales where they went to fight the dragons, and celebrate the heroes because they had the courage where they did. You don’t hear the tales of Sir Joe Cowardington who never has slain any dragon, do you?
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Nah he’d win against the greater threat: giant snails
**charges in shouting “Deus Vult”**
When danger reared its ugly head
He bravely turned his tail and fled
Brave, brave, brave, Sir Robin!
It was St. George who ran into a dragon, duh.
(insert “Run away!” scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
Beowulf heard there was a monster a decided he would wrestle it to death naked JUST to prove he wasn’t a bitch
There’s dudes that wrestle bears and aligators and shit. You’re telling me that there wasn’t enough medieval knights with enough gumption till kill something like that? Folly.
Arthur wasn’t even a knight.
By different sources he was a chief of Angles or Roman legionary.
Every time humans migrate into an area, fearsome enormous beasts go extinct
and that’s before we are talking about steel armor and weapons
Counterpoint: We hear **O N L Y** the tales where they went to fight the dragons, and celebrate the heroes because they had the courage where they did. You don’t hear the tales of Sir Joe Cowardington who never has slain any dragon, do you?