Quick_Audience_568 on January 28, 2026 7:28 am Doing this until my skin turns into a prune is the only way to vacation
neoncrumbs on January 28, 2026 8:44 am When I say ‘swim workout’ I mean 90% floating + 10% ‘oh shit I’m sinking’ doggy style 😭
deadinside1996 on January 28, 2026 9:41 am Lizard or amphibious creature of some sort. Just a fun little glide.
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as a person who cant swim, this is r/meirl
Swimming? Yes. Actual swimming? No.
Doing this until my skin turns into a prune is the only way to vacation
This is how I get out of water, crawl until water completely ends
When I say ‘swim workout’ I mean 90% floating + 10% ‘oh shit I’m sinking’ doggy style 😭
“This isn’t swimming, it’s survival with extra steps.”
Everytime
Tactical swims
Lizard or amphibious creature of some sort. Just a fun little glide.