*The inspiring story of how an Eastern European hooker rose all the way to the White House*
DrRockBoognish on
Every country boycotting the World Cup would be a priceless move at this point.
Amatheiaisnoexcuse on
Be sure to see the sequel, Whore Nun of Slovenia
BobbySweets on
Porn will never be the same.
TiaHatesSocials on
And when she wins, she will still have to give that award to the orange turd
tripping_yarns on
*Promo voice*
‘Coming soon, Melania; the story of one woman’s struggle to overcome decency and morality, set against the backdrop of the collapse of the United States’
TiaHatesSocials on
How much, realistically speaking, would you guys ask to be paid to go and see that movie?
SomewhereLucky3568 on
Dirty hoe with a dried up pussy as I am sure Chump doesn’t inspire any juices to flow… besides she is ugly as fuck with her clay face and makeup… that’s why she wears a hat over her face all the time!
No-Law9829 on
She won’t win an Oscar. But she’ll win a Bob.
Feuertotem on
This vs. the Sepp Blatter Movie vs. Rather end in right now.
I’d go with C.
rumcove2 on
I saw some commercials for this. I’m just dumbfounded by this movie/documentary. I guess some Trump supporter (someone named Ellison) put the money up for this POS. This is going to a disaster. I guess some Trumpies are going to go but it does conflict with their reservations at Applebees. Have you seen the hamburger in a molten lake of cheese. That’s going to draw them in like flies.
Weekly_Promise_1328 on
I had to read that twice. Too funny.
Used_Intention6479 on
The reviews for Melania are in! *The South Hollywood Stargazer*: “Breathtakingly vapid. You’ll leave breathless!” *Tinseltown News:* “I’ve never seen such a spectacle!” *Movie Times:* “I’ll never get that 90 minutes of my life back.” *Leni Riefenstahl:* “I’m holding Melania’s beer!”
andytagonist on
I’m gonna pirate this movie and never watch it.
bggalfromsofia on
Lmao
Onlypaws_ on
Oh I know her, she’s the porn star right?
Rob_Bligidy on
“El mano de dios” would like a word. FiFA film awards 🤣
Wet_Side_Down on
“Everyone told me she was a genius at the fucking. All the best people “
LMurch13 on
“‘Melania’ is a movie that people can watch.” – Mary Lou Retton, 1984 USA gymnastics gold medalist.
Devils_Advocate-69 on
Bezos wrote some checks to the judges
Both-Leading3407 on
Roger Ebert said if syphilis was a movie
Fredshead2 on
For what, a prostitute who got a green card?
MTgolfer406 on
It will be named Best Picture by Amazon, Twitter, Facebook, Apple, and Couch Living…
Who is this? ( the joke is shes probably most irrelevant first lady in history AND also an immigrant)
Dazzling-Plantain-89 on
Accepting the Oscar for the beautiful, talented patriot melania is your favorite president DJT who was robbed of his own Oscar for home alone by the radical left scum of Hollywood. Thanks for your attention to this matter
Balding-Barber-8279 on
Pretty Woman 2: The Revenge of Make Fuck
Erstwhile_pancakes on
Well I’ll be damned. Turns out you *can* polish a turd.
norma5unshine9428 on
fr lol the irony’s not lost here, the plot writes itelf 😂
Erstwhile_pancakes on
Yet another grift no doubt. Keep an eye on this one. They must be on to another cash cow cuz there’s no way they don’t lose big time on the optics of negative ticket sales.
Carrickfergus68 on
Melania. The true story of the world’s most successful prostitute.
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Later this year during AVN awards season:
https://preview.redd.it/vtqjyp8sqqfg1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d862e504b1ded254dcc896e865fb11e179fee144
You couldn’t pay me to attend…. Which, come to think of it is what they will do.
https://preview.redd.it/f2es688zrqfg1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2ba3f105f18eff0c99d20967e9cf4b5d8d2d644
Corrected it.
Voted best picture by Amazon at “the Primies”
https://preview.redd.it/piuiz2oksqfg1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6774b4b4f930e8e578b29004d97836c7392efc13
This really didn’t win anything but more lies to base off of.
Fox News Movie Awards of Peace
I can’t wait for the FIFA humane award. I hear rumors Noem is getting a lot of buzz for it.
Pretty sure her award was awarded by Kohl’s, not FIFA.
The least accomplished Second Lady in recent memory.
Yes. Very nice.. number 1 prostitute in all of Slovenia….
I checked theaters, and even in the most rural areas not a single ticket has sold to this awful movie.
“I really don’t care, do u?”
https://preview.redd.it/1tzkfoegvqfg1.jpeg?width=1110&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0d1350d9de4f701f51c2bd2c9e294a1dde7f118
*The inspiring story of how an Eastern European hooker rose all the way to the White House*
Every country boycotting the World Cup would be a priceless move at this point.
Be sure to see the sequel, Whore Nun of Slovenia
Porn will never be the same.
And when she wins, she will still have to give that award to the orange turd
*Promo voice*
‘Coming soon, Melania; the story of one woman’s struggle to overcome decency and morality, set against the backdrop of the collapse of the United States’
How much, realistically speaking, would you guys ask to be paid to go and see that movie?
Dirty hoe with a dried up pussy as I am sure Chump doesn’t inspire any juices to flow… besides she is ugly as fuck with her clay face and makeup… that’s why she wears a hat over her face all the time!
She won’t win an Oscar. But she’ll win a Bob.
This vs. the Sepp Blatter Movie vs. Rather end in right now.
I’d go with C.
I saw some commercials for this. I’m just dumbfounded by this movie/documentary. I guess some Trump supporter (someone named Ellison) put the money up for this POS. This is going to a disaster. I guess some Trumpies are going to go but it does conflict with their reservations at Applebees. Have you seen the hamburger in a molten lake of cheese. That’s going to draw them in like flies.
I had to read that twice. Too funny.
The reviews for Melania are in! *The South Hollywood Stargazer*: “Breathtakingly vapid. You’ll leave breathless!” *Tinseltown News:* “I’ve never seen such a spectacle!” *Movie Times:* “I’ll never get that 90 minutes of my life back.” *Leni Riefenstahl:* “I’m holding Melania’s beer!”
I’m gonna pirate this movie and never watch it.
Lmao
Oh I know her, she’s the porn star right?
“El mano de dios” would like a word. FiFA film awards 🤣
“Everyone told me she was a genius at the fucking. All the best people “
“‘Melania’ is a movie that people can watch.” – Mary Lou Retton, 1984 USA gymnastics gold medalist.
Bezos wrote some checks to the judges
Roger Ebert said if syphilis was a movie
For what, a prostitute who got a green card?
It will be named Best Picture by Amazon, Twitter, Facebook, Apple, and Couch Living…
https://preview.redd.it/ascvuzfc4rfg1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49913b915ab5208ab9c3df209281bc149969d4bd
All hail our pedophile queen
Who is this? ( the joke is shes probably most irrelevant first lady in history AND also an immigrant)
Accepting the Oscar for the beautiful, talented patriot melania is your favorite president DJT who was robbed of his own Oscar for home alone by the radical left scum of Hollywood. Thanks for your attention to this matter
Pretty Woman 2: The Revenge of Make Fuck
Well I’ll be damned. Turns out you *can* polish a turd.
fr lol the irony’s not lost here, the plot writes itelf 😂
Yet another grift no doubt. Keep an eye on this one. They must be on to another cash cow cuz there’s no way they don’t lose big time on the optics of negative ticket sales.
Melania. The true story of the world’s most successful prostitute.