Customer agrees to allow Microsoft to charge their soul in perpetuity.
reddit_recluse on
Best hope the doctor doesn’t revive you if you die.
Satya will be at your hospital bed with an invoice.
mousawi on
I mean who doesn’t need MS Office after they reincarnate
AntifaMiddleMgmt on
God this would be a boring Isekai.
These-Inevitable-898 on
Laughs in piracy and freeware
Icy-Maintenance7041 on
I wonder with everything that is moving and shaking in Europe now, would MS be doing this to get ahead of people ditching them for other options?
Freemoneydotcom on
If you go into cardiac areas and flatline, but the EMTs bring you back, that starts a new billing cycle.
Evenspace- on
I remember when you could just buy the software, what a time.
jarena009 on
Still a ripoff, and even in the next life, Microsoft customer service will be nonexistent.
Zaynara on
how do i reactivate my subscription in my next life, please provide details
ham_solo on
Why anyone uses MO is a mystery to me when OpenOffice is right there.
Argalos on
Lifetime. $999.99 a year till the end of your life. And beyond.
Junior-Ad-2207 on
Thank you for your payment.
Microsoft 360 will be replaced with Microsoft One. You can continue to use Microsoft 360, however support will be discontinued in 2027. We thank you for choosing Microsoft!
typicalsnowman on
They will simply end the product life and replace it with another product. EOL on their side. What a shell game.
Survive1014 on
GFY
smz337 on
Marketing: Start your next life off right with a Microsoft 365 subscription!
IlllllllIllllllllI on
Massgrave.dev – download original office from microsoft and activate it with mas activator
teriaavibes on
So, your facepalm moment is that a scam has incorrect information?
I would be more focused on the part where you are getting scammed as Microsoft doesn’t offer lifetime subscriptions.
Webfarer on
Are you dying to renew it?
lambardar on
How do you get the lifetime subscription? Any legit vendor ?
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Next life confirmed
“We’ll tell you when your lifetime is over.”
Customer agrees to allow Microsoft to charge their soul in perpetuity.
Best hope the doctor doesn’t revive you if you die.
Satya will be at your hospital bed with an invoice.
I mean who doesn’t need MS Office after they reincarnate
God this would be a boring Isekai.
Laughs in piracy and freeware
I wonder with everything that is moving and shaking in Europe now, would MS be doing this to get ahead of people ditching them for other options?
If you go into cardiac areas and flatline, but the EMTs bring you back, that starts a new billing cycle.
I remember when you could just buy the software, what a time.
Still a ripoff, and even in the next life, Microsoft customer service will be nonexistent.
how do i reactivate my subscription in my next life, please provide details
Why anyone uses MO is a mystery to me when OpenOffice is right there.
Lifetime. $999.99 a year till the end of your life. And beyond.
Thank you for your payment.
Microsoft 360 will be replaced with Microsoft One. You can continue to use Microsoft 360, however support will be discontinued in 2027. We thank you for choosing Microsoft!
They will simply end the product life and replace it with another product. EOL on their side. What a shell game.
GFY
Marketing: Start your next life off right with a Microsoft 365 subscription!
Massgrave.dev – download original office from microsoft and activate it with mas activator
So, your facepalm moment is that a scam has incorrect information?
I would be more focused on the part where you are getting scammed as Microsoft doesn’t offer lifetime subscriptions.
Are you dying to renew it?
How do you get the lifetime subscription? Any legit vendor ?
Microsoft doesn’t offer a lifetime subscription.