Italy: I will colonise Ethiopia.
Ethiopia: no (refuses to elaborate further)
greenpill98 on
They never got Ethiopia…
SartenSinAceite on
The italian’s what?
Time_Bus_4165 on
Ethiopia had Christianity first, and they had clear and massive reforms to society with it. That set them apart from other nations, which were largely tribal, and didn’t get along with others well. Ethiopia massive W, Christianity common and constant W.
MSurpGaming on
Also when the Somalis arrived (after significant Warsaw Pact aid).
I_Wanted_This on
italians: we have arrive to spread the word of jesus
etiapians: very late my friend we received that from one of the og disciples of christ.
MrFBIGamin on
And what about Liberia?
They also haven’t been colonised
Dominarion on
The Italians: “No n**** can resist the might of the white man!”
Menelik the Great, descendant of Salomon, Emperor of Abyssinia, Ras of Shewa, Protector of the Christian Faith: “Maybe, maybe not. Let’s see what n****** armed with Gras rifles and Winchester Rolling blocks have to say about that. Oh, and I can’t wait to use my new French machine guns and rapid fire canons!
The Italians: “Wait, what you just said?”
The Ethiopians: RATATATATATATA KABOOOM.
Sir-Toaster- on
Ethiopia: Hey, guys, we need some help
The world: I don’t know, we don’t recognize your statehood
Ethiopia: We’re Christian
Russia: You son of a bitch, I’m in
Athabuen on
Reminder, Ethiopia was one of the first countries to make Christianity the national religion. Muhammad, the colonizers, and the fascists can get fucked.
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Italy: I will colonise Ethiopia.
Ethiopia: no (refuses to elaborate further)
They never got Ethiopia…
The italian’s what?
Ethiopia had Christianity first, and they had clear and massive reforms to society with it. That set them apart from other nations, which were largely tribal, and didn’t get along with others well. Ethiopia massive W, Christianity common and constant W.
Also when the Somalis arrived (after significant Warsaw Pact aid).
italians: we have arrive to spread the word of jesus
etiapians: very late my friend we received that from one of the og disciples of christ.
And what about Liberia?
They also haven’t been colonised
The Italians: “No n**** can resist the might of the white man!”
Menelik the Great, descendant of Salomon, Emperor of Abyssinia, Ras of Shewa, Protector of the Christian Faith: “Maybe, maybe not. Let’s see what n****** armed with Gras rifles and Winchester Rolling blocks have to say about that. Oh, and I can’t wait to use my new French machine guns and rapid fire canons!
The Italians: “Wait, what you just said?”
The Ethiopians: RATATATATATATA KABOOOM.
Ethiopia: Hey, guys, we need some help
The world: I don’t know, we don’t recognize your statehood
Ethiopia: We’re Christian
Russia: You son of a bitch, I’m in
Reminder, Ethiopia was one of the first countries to make Christianity the national religion. Muhammad, the colonizers, and the fascists can get fucked.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Italo-Ethiopian_War
The country that had to beg the nazis to help them against the Italians?
Darmok and Jalad at Tenagra