This advert on the London Underground

    by west_manchester

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    1. For anyone that has seen what the prognosis for humanity is following a full thermonuclear exchange, being caught in the middle of the first obliterations is actually a blessing.

    2. Upper_Luck1348 on

      Recently learned a similar fact that it would be painless. Really makes you look at urban dwellings differently. Would I prefer a slow and painful survival track or instant relief without ever getting answers? Sophie’s Choice.

    3. I lived there during the 7/7 bombings. My office at the University of London was very much affected; never got to go back into that office or get anything from it. Two weeks later, my station Golders Green was targeted. When they announced they were having the 2012 Olympics in London, I noped out and moved back to Canada.

    4. The_dots_eat_packman on

      This was a big joke when I lived in Colorado Springs, probably a top 5 target depending on what the enemy is actually targeting. It was oddly comforting to think about.

    5. It’s not that bad actually. One second you exist and a split second later, before any pain can be registered, or time for your brain to process any of the incoming information, you cease to exist.

      It’s like you there and puff!… Now you’re not!

      It’s magic!

    6. I’ve lived a couple miles from the Tomahawk missile assembly plant since the Reagan administration. Always figured it was targeted in maybe the second or third wave if it ever came to pass. Fast vs Slow and painful is an easy choice.

    7. When I was very young, my extended family gathered at my grandparents house in Philadelphia to watch the TV Movie *The Day After*…it was a big deal for a lot of people. When it was over there was a special that immediately followed but my family wasnt really watching that so much as talking to each other about what they’d just seen.

      I wasnt even of school age yet but I remember my grandfather saying “I’m so glad we live close to the Yards…”. He was a Korean War navy vet, and he used to take us down to the Philadelphia Naval Yards to look at all the ships docked down there all the time as we werent really very far from them, 15 minute drive, and hed tell us about them. So of course what I thought was he meant when grandpop had told us about the boats down there with their big guns, that they would protect us.

      It wasn’t until I was older that I realized what he’d *really* meant was that had that insane turn of events actually come to pass, we were almost assuredly going to be a prime target and be more or less vaporized instantly.

      I was too young to really grasp it fully, but even as a kid it was palpable in the zeitgeist, the constant gnaw of fear in knowing not only how powerful modern nukes were, and how many there were between us and the Soviets, but that if it happened it was just like…fuck it. There was no duck and cover, no bomb shelter nonsense…the idea was laughable. A full scale nuclear exchange would mean the end of our species and most likely 3/4 of the other species on Earth in the resulting years long nuclear winters, and our fossils will be discovered in a half billion years by what comes next on Earth 2: Electric Boogaloo.

      Heavy shit.

    8. is there any great city that will get obliterated in an instant the moment nuclear war break?

    9. The same could be currently said for Palm Beach, Florida and the immediate area surrounding Mar a Lago.

    10. Soooo, basically, I can’t afford instant obliteration in the first moments of a nuclear war.

      This is where we’re at.

    11. BoldlyGettingThere on

      I’ve seen some old Soviet maps of intended nuclear weapon targets and there are about 5 circles which overlap my house. My old physics teacher used to point to the nearby naval base and just say “they’ll hit that, but you’ll have very little time to worry about it”

    12. Basic-Government4108 on

      I am seriously thinking of moving back to NYC the way things are going. Where I live now is in the radiation sickness and death after 4 days of unimaginable suffering range…

    13. Central london is a lighly sought-after area for the developers of nuclear war targeting pulicy

      After the bomb drops, why spend a wretched few weeks fighting your severely burned and slowly dying Zone 3 neighbours for the last scraps of irradiated supplies, when you can be the envy of the survivors and upgrade to priority annihilation at the heart of the nuclear freball?

      A central London apartment not only gives you convenient access to local amenities and transport links, it also allows for quick and easy atomic vaporization. Before the pain receptors in your brain have registered the searing 100 miilion degree flash of nuclear energy that heralds the start of a global thermonuctear war, you’ll already be dust.

      **Be first in line for oblivion**

      That last line is top notch

    14. As somebody that used to live in the world’s largest oil storage facility, I can confirm that this is the vibe.

    15. “Guaranteed instant obliteration…” Unless maybe you’re in a bunker like tube thing ~50m underground. Then it’s just a day coming home from work. Huge noises happen. A violent krumping. The power goes out. And now you get to play Mole person until you die of dehydration.

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