Lord-Velveeta on January 17, 2026 2:52 pm I must evacuate? I do, every morning… and then I flush it down.
supremedalek925 on January 17, 2026 2:54 pm I like the implication that the Ark of the Covenant is able to serve as a vehicle of transportation
fsantos0213 on January 17, 2026 2:57 pm If you have more than 2 brain elks floating around your dome, do yourself a favor and do not go to his page, it’s bad
sidc42 on January 17, 2026 2:58 pm Sooo… Not going to that website, but if you do just remember to get the new Nikes and have $5.75 in your pocket before the comet comes.
Monoveler on January 17, 2026 2:58 pm Im trying to start a collection of bizarre Christian/cult adjacent mail like this
sierrabravo1984 on January 17, 2026 2:58 pm So if survival isn’t possible on this continent, I just need to go to a different continent?
TheDefected on January 17, 2026 2:58 pm “positive survival is not possible on this continent” Since that’s a biblical quote, they were probably taking about a different continent.
MisterFives on January 17, 2026 3:02 pm The new time arc looks sick. I’d totally put a sweet ass wrap on it.
andersonfmly on January 17, 2026 3:02 pm Where did Noah keep his bees during the 40 day/night flood? In the Ark-hives.
PrestigiousCreme8383 on January 17, 2026 3:13 pm Man I want one of these adverts! Thats some collectible stuff out here 😆 🤣
dystopiam on January 17, 2026 3:14 pm website looks like someone with low enough iq to believe this shit designed it
captainspunkbubble on January 17, 2026 3:14 pm Is that the Ark of the Covenant from Raiders of the lost Ark?
Djinn2522 on January 17, 2026 3:16 pm I checked out the website… it’s no “Time Cube” but it has the same vibes.
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That … what?
The other side: https://imgur.com/a/iLdjve5
Well? Will you be hopping aboard the Time Ark?
All your base are belong to us
I must evacuate? I do, every morning… and then I flush it down.
I like the implication that the Ark of the Covenant is able to serve as a vehicle of transportation
If you have more than 2 brain elks floating around your dome, do yourself a favor and do not go to his page, it’s bad
Sooo… Not going to that website, but if you do just remember to get the new Nikes and have $5.75 in your pocket before the comet comes.
Im trying to start a collection of bizarre Christian/cult adjacent mail like this
So if survival isn’t possible on this continent, I just need to go to a different continent?
“positive survival is not possible on this continent”
Since that’s a biblical quote, they were probably taking about a different continent.
a new ride share
Wow that website is heavily reminding me of timecube.
There’s a space ship behind the comet.
The new time arc looks sick. I’d totally put a sweet ass wrap on it.
Where did Noah keep his bees during the 40 day/night flood? In the Ark-hives.
Feels like it’s from napoleon dynamite
Beam me up, Scottie!
Return address: ARKham Asylum
does it come with a pair of white sneakers and kool-aid?
Yooo Time Ark! I’ve actually seen one of these before
Man I want one of these adverts! Thats some collectible stuff out here 😆 🤣
website looks like someone with low enough iq to believe this shit designed it
I unironically love how absurd this is.
I love it
Is that the Ark of the Covenant from Raiders of the lost Ark?
Ghad damn yahweh strikes again!
I checked out the website… it’s no “Time Cube” but it has the same vibes.
IF THEY OFFER YOU KOOLAID GET AWAY **FAST**!!