DoctorWhootie on January 16, 2026 12:55 am And when you’re perfect the world will tear you apart and devour you!
Purple_Locksmith715 on January 16, 2026 1:12 am I grow like bread dough. Consuming all the sugar and leaving alcohol in my wake.
AccursedCapra on January 16, 2026 1:29 am And much like bread dough, you’re gonna have to get punched down after rising.
j_hawker27 on January 16, 2026 2:14 am I, too, grow like bread dough. If left under a warm blanket I double in size over the course of an hour.
ichii3d on January 16, 2026 3:18 am I’m sending this to my wife to prove me getting fat over christmas was in fact cute.
Mrteamtacticala on January 16, 2026 8:34 am Stick me in the fridge for a few days and lemme get stinky, I’ll be alright
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And when you’re perfect the world will tear you apart and devour you!
I grow like bread dough. Consuming all the sugar and leaving alcohol in my wake.
and full of gas
And a blanket
And much like bread dough, you’re gonna have to get punched down after rising.
And then you get baked 😎
I, too, grow like bread dough. If left under a warm blanket I double in size over the course of an hour.
I grow like a bread dough, flabby and unwatched.
Prove it
This is what I keep telling my doctor!
I’m sending this to my wife to prove me getting fat over christmas was in fact cute.
The little ears
I’ll punch you till you fart
More like 30min or until double in size
Okay, but why are you short?
Lots of time? You mean like, overnight at most?
Also yeast in action
except dough doesn’t take that long
well you’re badly overproofed, let me just tell you
Stick me in the fridge for a few days and lemme get stinky, I’ll be alright
Only to end up spending the rest of its life baked.
what does this even mean lmao
same except i stuck to the pan and got burnt
❤️❤️
Beautiful 😇