The Infamous 1999 Wrestling Ringworm Incident: A Medical Note from “Doctor Dad”
Junior year, our wrestling team got ringworm. My dad’s a doctor, so instead of an appointment, I just went to “DadCare.” He gave me the prescription and this note.
Oomphs, in my 1999 I wrestled my step-dad Greg. He pinned my ears back and let me have it.
He’s always watched me put on chapstick since. And leaves the room when we have bratwurst. Don’t know why.
nicbeans311 on
I want to know what zackley breath and boat-boying are.
I have coworkers who suffer anal-cerebral inversion. Hopefully it’s not contagious.
mysteriousleader45 on
Anal cerebral inversion AND Peyronie’s!?!? Damn dude.
MrJoeBangels on
My dad (also a doctor) would take me and my brothers on a yearly trip to camp and ride motorcycles on the trails. He wrote a doctor’s note to the school saying I would be missing school due to “motorcycle fever”. It was highly contagious as my brothers caught it too.
SealedRoute on
Hydatidiform mole is sadly common in today’s youth
StickInEye on
Forgot priapism
wizzard419 on
Eric was a teenage boy, I think “self abuse” was assumed.
modhas on
I find Bartholin’s cyst hard to believe for him…
Fantastic-Emu-6105 on
That’s the last time I ride a tractor in my bathing suit.
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Oomphs, in my 1999 I wrestled my step-dad Greg. He pinned my ears back and let me have it.
He’s always watched me put on chapstick since. And leaves the room when we have bratwurst. Don’t know why.
I want to know what zackley breath and boat-boying are.
I have coworkers who suffer anal-cerebral inversion. Hopefully it’s not contagious.
Anal cerebral inversion AND Peyronie’s!?!? Damn dude.
My dad (also a doctor) would take me and my brothers on a yearly trip to camp and ride motorcycles on the trails. He wrote a doctor’s note to the school saying I would be missing school due to “motorcycle fever”. It was highly contagious as my brothers caught it too.
Hydatidiform mole is sadly common in today’s youth
Forgot priapism
Eric was a teenage boy, I think “self abuse” was assumed.
I find Bartholin’s cyst hard to believe for him…
That’s the last time I ride a tractor in my bathing suit.