I literally did this when I was like 17, 23 years ago
hymen_destroyer on
I would just make one of them play the sound of a turbine spooling up through the speakers
Reaper_reddit on
Are you by any chance a french Taxi driver ?
hotlavatube on
I like it, but it should trigger different sound effects like jet engines spooling up.
woh3 on
That is so brilliant that it’s madness
aleqqqs on
The switches all need sound effects, preferrably different ones.
NolanSyKinsley on
My stepdad has an old toyota truck that his security system is you open the glove box and there are a bunch of different audio jack connections and you have to connect the right wires to the right jacks to enable the fuel pump and ignition coil.
SunTypical5571 on
r/madlads
Z3t4 on
That’s what I say to the tech when I pass the mandatory roadworthy inspection.
aral10 on
Retirement plan: still driving this car, still not answering questions
CrossXFir3 on
I dated a girl when I was 18 that was very against me getting subwoofers in my car. But my friend had just given me some free ones and I wanted to. So I installed a switch, so that I could disable them when she was in the car. Well, she got mad anyway. Eventually the trunk leaked and the speakers broke. So from then on I basically did the same exact thing with my switch.
drc84 on
When I was a kid, this other kid’s mom who I carpooled with would tell us that the hazard switch was to make the car take off and fly into the air.
Van_Can_Man on
This is the kind of energy I love to see in the world
NotAtAllExciting on
Ejection seat is on the far right! Complain about the driving and…
cans-of-swine on
Need to label one “eject ps”
RcNorth on
This is a repost of an AI image that has the bottom of the shifter non cut off because it has another 1st gear below the 5
Klotzster on
When I was a kid, I would mow the old lady neighbor’s lawn. When I went into the military as an ICBM launch crew member, she could not believe it and told my mother that. So I found the most impressive looking button with a cover (that only opened a door) and labeled it “Launch” and took photos of me and my friends seeing how far we could push the button before it would cause launch
BFFBomb on
My older brother had a 79 Pontiac Trans Am. He put in this novelty switch board that had buttons labeled “Machine Gun” , “Missile”, “Turbo”
Scared-Pollution-574 on
Genius
Mr_No_Post on
This is a repost where they’re cropped the pic as there is another 1st gear bottom right which shows it’s just AI generated rubbish
cake_piss_can on
Label one “Passenger Seat Ejection”
talligan on
Hit the turbo switches and drive like a grandma because there’s nothing more important than family.
tharealspinelli on
Love it. I did once look on super complex mathematical equations on my computer at work as if I would understand them and did not say anything to my coworkers that saw it.
kirradoodle on
A friend of mine installed a set of switches like this in line with the ignition. In addition to the key in the regular ignition switch, the switches in the dash had to be set on or off in a certain order for the car to start. It was a simple but effective theft prevention device.
proe90 on
Ejecto Seato Cuz !!!!!!
eldritchguardian on
This is my favorite thing
Jef_Wheaton on
“One, one-rwo, red, green, go.”
AdventurousPirate357 on
I want that
geospacedman on
Friend of mine had a button labelled “PANIC” on the dash in front of the passenger seat.
TheFlightlessDragon on
When you flip the last switch should make it sound like a flux capacitor powering up.
Boredum_Allergy on
I used to have a red button that was a NOS purge kit before I got the car. It didn’t do anything since the engine was new without NOS but it was always fun to mess with people and tell them it was NOS.
DriedUpSquid on
DEAR GOD DONT TOUCH THAT
TonyDRFT on
Genius! Lol. A small while back a friend of mine had a car with a bad ignition switch (in the time when most of the electrics in cars was still simple). So instead of the ignition switch we connected one of the wires of the ignition switch via three dip switches that would only make a connection in one specific combination…
UbermachoGuy on
Don’t forget to tap on the fake flux capacitor set to 12/25/0000. When this baby gets to 88 you’re going to see some serious shit.
Ok-Wrongdoer-2179 on
Which one is the passenger eject switch?
Dr-flange on
Tell them nothing
BaconReceptacle on
#ION CANNON READY
DragonGyrlWren on
Okay but which type tho? Where I live I’ve seen both. Grandmas that put put along like it’s a Sunday drive, and grandmas that have a lead foot.
braedan51 on
Now THIS is podracing.
HumorTerrible5547 on
@ r/madlads
Beefkins on
At least one of the switches should make the radio start playing Fortunate Son.
stuiiful on
This is AI generated that someone cropped out where you can tell easily. It has a second “1st gear in the bottom right and one of the buttons is gibberish.
[check this link to the other post](https://www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/s/nPtpKC9gTL)
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I literally did this when I was like 17, 23 years ago
I would just make one of them play the sound of a turbine spooling up through the speakers
Are you by any chance a french Taxi driver ?
I like it, but it should trigger different sound effects like jet engines spooling up.
That is so brilliant that it’s madness
The switches all need sound effects, preferrably different ones.
My stepdad has an old toyota truck that his security system is you open the glove box and there are a bunch of different audio jack connections and you have to connect the right wires to the right jacks to enable the fuel pump and ignition coil.
r/madlads
That’s what I say to the tech when I pass the mandatory roadworthy inspection.
Retirement plan: still driving this car, still not answering questions
I dated a girl when I was 18 that was very against me getting subwoofers in my car. But my friend had just given me some free ones and I wanted to. So I installed a switch, so that I could disable them when she was in the car. Well, she got mad anyway. Eventually the trunk leaked and the speakers broke. So from then on I basically did the same exact thing with my switch.
When I was a kid, this other kid’s mom who I carpooled with would tell us that the hazard switch was to make the car take off and fly into the air.
This is the kind of energy I love to see in the world
Ejection seat is on the far right! Complain about the driving and…
Need to label one “eject ps”
This is a repost of an AI image that has the bottom of the shifter non cut off because it has another 1st gear below the 5
When I was a kid, I would mow the old lady neighbor’s lawn. When I went into the military as an ICBM launch crew member, she could not believe it and told my mother that. So I found the most impressive looking button with a cover (that only opened a door) and labeled it “Launch” and took photos of me and my friends seeing how far we could push the button before it would cause launch
My older brother had a 79 Pontiac Trans Am. He put in this novelty switch board that had buttons labeled “Machine Gun” , “Missile”, “Turbo”
Genius
This is a repost where they’re cropped the pic as there is another 1st gear bottom right which shows it’s just AI generated rubbish
Label one “Passenger Seat Ejection”
Hit the turbo switches and drive like a grandma because there’s nothing more important than family.
Love it. I did once look on super complex mathematical equations on my computer at work as if I would understand them and did not say anything to my coworkers that saw it.
A friend of mine installed a set of switches like this in line with the ignition. In addition to the key in the regular ignition switch, the switches in the dash had to be set on or off in a certain order for the car to start. It was a simple but effective theft prevention device.
Ejecto Seato Cuz !!!!!!
This is my favorite thing
“One, one-rwo, red, green, go.”
I want that
Friend of mine had a button labelled “PANIC” on the dash in front of the passenger seat.
When you flip the last switch should make it sound like a flux capacitor powering up.
I used to have a red button that was a NOS purge kit before I got the car. It didn’t do anything since the engine was new without NOS but it was always fun to mess with people and tell them it was NOS.
DEAR GOD DONT TOUCH THAT
Genius! Lol. A small while back a friend of mine had a car with a bad ignition switch (in the time when most of the electrics in cars was still simple). So instead of the ignition switch we connected one of the wires of the ignition switch via three dip switches that would only make a connection in one specific combination…
Don’t forget to tap on the fake flux capacitor set to 12/25/0000. When this baby gets to 88 you’re going to see some serious shit.
Which one is the passenger eject switch?
Tell them nothing
#ION CANNON READY
Okay but which type tho? Where I live I’ve seen both. Grandmas that put put along like it’s a Sunday drive, and grandmas that have a lead foot.
Now THIS is podracing.
@ r/madlads
At least one of the switches should make the radio start playing Fortunate Son.
This is AI generated that someone cropped out where you can tell easily. It has a second “1st gear in the bottom right and one of the buttons is gibberish.
[check this link to the other post](https://www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/s/nPtpKC9gTL)
This should work*
This is Gold:) 🥇
*stands and starts slow clap *