Last Year, the Polish army sent 40 boxes of anti-tank mines to Ikea by mistake. by Jonathan_J_Faulkner
vrhotlaps on January 8, 2026 12:10 pm That would have put their profits through the roof! I will see myself out!
Legitimate_Sun_1423 on January 8, 2026 12:12 pm what’ll it be for today folks: polish tanks or swedish meatballs?
TadpoleOfDoom on January 8, 2026 12:16 pm “Yeah, we call this one ‘BÅ‚yskawica,’ or ‘lightning.’ it’s our first Polish product.” “Fascinating! But why did you choose that word specifically? Hoping that it sells as fast as lightning strikes?” “No, we named it this way because lightning comes before thunder. And once assembly is complete, you’re going to hear plenty of ‘grom.'”
Mini-SportLE on January 8, 2026 12:17 pm They obviously love flat pack furniture as much as I do 🤬
DroWWorD on January 8, 2026 12:18 pm Did they come pre-assembled and did they return them without instructions and parts missing?
Hey_free_candy on January 8, 2026 12:30 pm The only IKEA product that if used right disassembles other things to 40,000 pieces
ThinkItThrough48 on January 8, 2026 12:33 pm How would anyone know? Probably said Kablobenwlugenstern on the box.
MyKidsArentOnReddit on January 8, 2026 12:36 pm Ikea employees assembled them into a lovely bookcase using nothing but a hex wrench and some cam bolts.
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That would have put their profits through the roof!
I will see myself out!
Now available at Ikea: Kabüm
what’ll it be for today folks: polish tanks or swedish meatballs?
*Some assembly required.
“Yeah, we call this one ‘BÅ‚yskawica,’ or ‘lightning.’ it’s our first Polish product.”
“Fascinating! But why did you choose that word specifically? Hoping that it sells as fast as lightning strikes?”
“No, we named it this way because lightning comes before thunder. And once assembly is complete, you’re going to hear plenty of ‘grom.'”
They obviously love flat pack furniture as much as I do 🤬
Did they come pre-assembled and did they return them without instructions and parts missing?
The IKEA shadow fleet grows more powerful.
The only IKEA product that if used right disassembles other things to 40,000 pieces
How would anyone know? Probably said Kablobenwlugenstern on the box.
Table supports no less.
Ikea employees assembled them into a lovely bookcase using nothing but a hex wrench and some cam bolts.