Somewhere out there, a man wants to eat ass… and a woman is begging him to. The universe is cruel.

    by Upper-Affect5971

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    1. Top post comments: You just gotta convince her that it will feel good. Or at least to try it. If she doesn’t try it how will she know…etc.etc.

      Bottom post comments: I’ll do it for you if he wont.

    2. Prestigious-Car-4877 on

      So the secret to getting your ass eaten is to get your partner used to eating foods that taste like shit.

      Try andouillette. It’s a pig’s ass stuffed inside a pig’s ass then lovingly grilled. It tastes “farmy” which is code for “like shit”. Once you get them hooked on those bad boys, wash your bunghole and smear it with Nutella and they’ll go to town with a grin on their face.

    3. Me asking my partner to let me do butt stuff to him: “but I poop from there”

      Me asking my partner to do butt stuff to me: “but you poop from there”

      He’s lucky everything else about him is perfect 🙄

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