January 7, 2026Somewhere out there, a man wants to eat ass… and a woman is begging him to. The universe is cruel.
uncertaincucumbers on January 5, 2026 3:32 pm Why didn’t this exist when I was doing props for horror films?!? Fantastic design!
deceitfulninja on January 5, 2026 4:50 pm Pass me the 1/4 flathead bit. The what? Fuck, the left lateral incisor, screw it ill get it myself.
Fit-Credit-7970 on January 5, 2026 4:54 pm This is the gift you give someone when you’re done being invited over.
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Why didn’t this exist when I was doing props for horror films?!? Fantastic design!
This is what nightmares use as a toolbox
Where from?
I’d buy one for Xmas 2026
Is this what jaws from the spy who loves me wears
I don’t like it one bit
Does it come in Crocodile?
Imagine opening this at Christmas morning 💀
Erm, Caine. I don’t like this adventure
Please don’t stick anything in that
Has anyone seen Grandma dentures?
Caine after crack
I know what I’m getting my brother for Christmas this year!
What’s the white stuff? 🧐
Pass me the 1/4 flathead bit.
The what?
Fuck, the left lateral incisor, screw it ill get it myself.
This is the gift you give someone when you’re done being invited over.
You are screw-ed if it bites you.
Bit bite
Holiday brain was in airplane mode
Dentist took one look and said you were screwed
There’s always Valentine’s Day!