January 7, 2026Somewhere out there, a man wants to eat ass… and a woman is begging him to. The universe is cruel.
PerniciousPlay on January 5, 2026 1:26 pm It made me remember the good old “it’s definitely #FF94A4” meme
beachlady38 on January 5, 2026 1:27 pm Mickey finally clocked out, cracked a beer, and said, Goofy we’re not in Fantasyland anymore.
Questjon on January 5, 2026 1:31 pm In the original story she woke up when she gave birth not because she was kissed…
The7footr on January 5, 2026 1:36 pm Now consider that this fucked up prince had no idea she needed the kiss to wake up- so he’s just some bloke going around eating out corpses…
Anders_A on January 5, 2026 1:37 pm I love the smell of pussy as much as any straight guy, but one that hasn’t been washed in 100 years?
hinged_1 on January 5, 2026 1:38 pm I’m the best at giving head to females, she’d be awake with a smile!
W8kingNightmare on January 5, 2026 1:45 pm Not going to lie it took me a good 10-15sec to figure out this joke
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It made me remember the good old “it’s definitely #FF94A4” meme
Mickey finally clocked out, cracked a beer, and said, Goofy we’re not in Fantasyland anymore.
In the original story she woke up when she gave birth not because she was kissed…
Ooops Wrong Lips #Worth it 😋
“What are you doing, evil stepbrother??”
Well, she’s awake
Let me get these cobweb’s moved… Ahh there it is
Anyone heard about the Disney Porn Vault?
Now consider that this fucked up prince had no idea she needed the kiss to wake up- so he’s just some bloke going around eating out corpses…
I love the smell of pussy as much as any straight guy, but one that hasn’t been washed in 100 years?
I’m the best at giving head to females, she’d be awake with a smile!
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So your’e saying the true magic is consent and good timing?
Not going to lie it took me a good 10-15sec to figure out this joke
Man, this shit sucks
My wife would love it