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    by 4_Dogs_Dad

    36 Comments

    1. Spare-Situation2461 on

      Extract him from the WH in the middle of the night with a crane like they do on My 600lb Life.

    2. Can the Canadians take care of the White House again too? We need to get all the fake gold out of there.

    3. Please send the Geneva Suggestion crew. I’m sure they’ve come up with a long list they would like to workshop before submitting it to the convention.

    4. As a Canadian, I’d love to help my neighbours, but that isn’t how we do things. We certainly don’t discuss such plans openly either. We like to come and leave quietly. Know what I mean.

    5. Ok_Abbreviations_350 on

      Ya wish we could help but I fear you’re going to have to clean this one yourself

    6. PinSufficient5748 on

      Maybe not DC (the people there already have to deal with so much), but Florida? DeSantis would have to break out his disaster gogo boots …

    7. Billypillgrim on

      I will not stand for you filthy Canadians threatening me and my country with a good time!

    8. InspectorPipes on

      Canada is fine. Any place with social safety nets and socialized medicine is fine. Seriously.

    9. AdhesivenessCivil581 on

      I saw a photo of a protest by Maduro’s military after this kidnapping. I couldn’t help but wonder “Has Marco Rubio seen that photo?”

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