We have a small camper at a lake, I made bacon and accidentally forgot about it for a week. Jesus flipping yellow penguins the ANTS, had to throw out the microwave
ManamiVixen on
Looks like Beggin’ Strips.
voodoohotdog on
Makes you wonder what it’s made of.
rshawco on
I’d eat it after a smell test.
I’m always open to dodgy food.
2 weeks ago a drank milk (I hate milk and never drink it) after it was in the milk box for 24 hours, ambient temperature during the day was just over 60, night was 42. I did it to prove to my daughter that it was fine. Smelled fine, tasted fine (as gross as milk always is).
I’m always up for food from dodgy street vendors in foreign countries.
I’m not dumb, if something smells bad I’m not going to do it, but otherwise I’ll do it.
xstrike0 on
Congrats you created jerky.
user-unknown-404 on
Microwavable bacon is bad enough, but microwavable turkey bacon has got to be some kind of abomination that could survive the deepest pits of hell.
SwooceBrosGaming on
Bro gonna be in a chubby emu video if he eats that
Jewicer on
does bacon mold?
birdlegs000 on
My husband microwaved yesterday’s bacon and somehow dropped a piece on the floor. My son goes, what is this. My husband says floor bacon and eats it
Teestow21 on
Turkey jerky?
*Terky?*
johnnytheesmith on
Turkey bacon looks so sad compared to regular bacon 😭
ColdOn3Cob on
Well. Go on, then.
Cold_Buy_2695 on
Looks just a shitty and unappetizing as every other piece of turkey bacon!
OpinionsProfile on
Perfectly garbage
dogmeatsoup on
NevinyrralsDiscGolf on
Birds aren’t real
xbearsandporschesx on
You cook bacon in the microwave? Goddamn
calmnchaos on
Now you have turkey jerky!
Butsenkaatz on
are you aiming for turkey prosciutto?
Ewggggg on
Hopefully you learn something from this and either eat turkey or bacon, not this horrible combo
Charlie2nuh on
Tell me again the part of the turkey the bacon comes from. Yeah, there isn’t one… shudder… this is a crime against pork
TheRemedy187 on
Apparently the definition of perfect is very different where you live.
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Eat you you fucking coward
I’d give it another 2 years to really mature
Dry aged
r/eatityoufuckingcoward
We have a small camper at a lake, I made bacon and accidentally forgot about it for a week. Jesus flipping yellow penguins the ANTS, had to throw out the microwave
Looks like Beggin’ Strips.
Makes you wonder what it’s made of.
I’d eat it after a smell test.
I’m always open to dodgy food.
2 weeks ago a drank milk (I hate milk and never drink it) after it was in the milk box for 24 hours, ambient temperature during the day was just over 60, night was 42. I did it to prove to my daughter that it was fine. Smelled fine, tasted fine (as gross as milk always is).
I’m always up for food from dodgy street vendors in foreign countries.
I’m not dumb, if something smells bad I’m not going to do it, but otherwise I’ll do it.
Congrats you created jerky.
Microwavable bacon is bad enough, but microwavable turkey bacon has got to be some kind of abomination that could survive the deepest pits of hell.
Bro gonna be in a chubby emu video if he eats that
does bacon mold?
My husband microwaved yesterday’s bacon and somehow dropped a piece on the floor. My son goes, what is this. My husband says floor bacon and eats it
Turkey jerky?
*Terky?*
Turkey bacon looks so sad compared to regular bacon 😭
Well. Go on, then.
Looks just a shitty and unappetizing as every other piece of turkey bacon!
Perfectly garbage
Birds aren’t real
You cook bacon in the microwave? Goddamn
Now you have turkey jerky!
are you aiming for turkey prosciutto?
Hopefully you learn something from this and either eat turkey or bacon, not this horrible combo
Tell me again the part of the turkey the bacon comes from. Yeah, there isn’t one… shudder… this is a crime against pork
Apparently the definition of perfect is very different where you live.
Forbidden bacon
did you eat them?
Turkey bacon is never perfect, let alone good.