In my years of buying salt pork. I have never gotten a pair of pig tiddies. Here’s to 2026!

    by -brutus74

    28 Comments

    1. Beneficial-Bus-8741 on

      The literal definition of tits up. Hope this is the opposite of your 2026 lol.

    2. Graybeard_Shaving on

      Nothing but the finest from the folks over at Hormel!

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    3. AnElectricalMeatbag on

      It’s time to buy a lottery ticket! You’ve got some lucky pig nipples there! 

    4. SomethingsQueerHere on

      Wait really? I don’t think I’ve ever bought salt pork that didn’t have at least 2 nips

    5. Correct-Ad-6605 on

      Dry it out and make a book binding out of it.

      Extra points for glittery stripper tassels.

    6. Paging u/darkmeatnipples because I saw you comment when this was posted on wtf before it was deleted by the mods and it was too funny to pass up a chance to respond:

      darkmeatnipples commenting ‘dang’ at pork nipples feels like a brand ambassador stumbling into the competitor’s booth.

    7. Wow, I like anything pork, but not if it’s coming out of the package with nipples still on it.

    8. I don’t know what that is bit ive bought salt pork plenty of times, and none of it never looked anything close to that. Esp since salt pork is generally salted and not….wet

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