The literal definition of tits up. Hope this is the opposite of your 2026 lol.
Penny_wish on
Tiddies a la Krang
Graybeard_Shaving on
Nothing but the finest from the folks over at Hormel!

woolash on
I bet they crisp up too, cracklin’ tiddies.
Fluxtration on
You can milk anything with nipples, Jack
fronkenstoon on

FriedRiceMunchin on

Weapon_Chikt on
This has to be r/brandnewsentences
Keikobad on
Gonna give my vegan friends a NSFW warning for this
Brahminmeat on

DraconicDungeon on

NonDescript2222 on
🤮
TheWorldDiscarded on
holy christ 1200g of sodium? Your poor organs 😐
AnElectricalMeatbag on
It’s time to buy a lottery ticket! You’ve got some lucky pig nipples there!
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SomethingsQueerHere on
Wait really? I don’t think I’ve ever bought salt pork that didn’t have at least 2 nips
Enough_Owl6295 on

Correct-Ad-6605 on
Dry it out and make a book binding out of it.
Extra points for glittery stripper tassels.
ashyp00h on
Paging u/darkmeatnipples because I saw you comment when this was posted on wtf before it was deleted by the mods and it was too funny to pass up a chance to respond:
darkmeatnipples commenting ‘dang’ at pork nipples feels like a brand ambassador stumbling into the competitor’s booth.
MalodorousNutsack on
Dinner and a show
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thewalrusispaul on
2026 is the Year of the Pig Titty
rawmeatprophet on
One would be a pig tid 👍
kerrykingzgo-T on

mrcub1 on
Wow, I like anything pork, but not if it’s coming out of the package with nipples still on it.
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ShyguyFlyguy on
I don’t know what that is bit ive bought salt pork plenty of times, and none of it never looked anything close to that. Esp since salt pork is generally salted and not….wet
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What do you use it for? The pork not the titties
The literal definition of tits up. Hope this is the opposite of your 2026 lol.
Tiddies a la Krang
Nothing but the finest from the folks over at Hormel!

I bet they crisp up too, cracklin’ tiddies.
You can milk anything with nipples, Jack


This has to be r/brandnewsentences
Gonna give my vegan friends a NSFW warning for this


🤮
holy christ 1200g of sodium? Your poor organs 😐
It’s time to buy a lottery ticket! You’ve got some lucky pig nipples there!

Wait really? I don’t think I’ve ever bought salt pork that didn’t have at least 2 nips

Dry it out and make a book binding out of it.
Extra points for glittery stripper tassels.
Paging u/darkmeatnipples because I saw you comment when this was posted on wtf before it was deleted by the mods and it was too funny to pass up a chance to respond:
darkmeatnipples commenting ‘dang’ at pork nipples feels like a brand ambassador stumbling into the competitor’s booth.
Dinner and a show

2026 is the Year of the Pig Titty
One would be a pig tid 👍

Wow, I like anything pork, but not if it’s coming out of the package with nipples still on it.

I don’t know what that is bit ive bought salt pork plenty of times, and none of it never looked anything close to that. Esp since salt pork is generally salted and not….wet