Operation Barbarossa according to Churchill

    by kebabguy0

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    1. Awesometom100 on

      Question. Why is Nazi censored but the r word reddit won’t even let me type in quoting isnt? Id figure either both or neither would be on this meme.

    2. Dictatorship, slavery, and genocide or dictatorship, slavery, and famine? The choice is yours (just kidding it’s not, you’re getting occupied either way)

    3. TheGreatOneSea on

      “Okay guys, all we gotta do is cross all of Eastern Europe’s bogs during Mud Season, all while Britain is bombing us and America is preparing for war. Don’t worry, I have it on good authority that the 520 km we needed to cross to take Paris is basically the same thing as the roughly 1,800 km we’ll need to cross to take Moscow. What, that still took enough time for Britain to evacuate an entire army? You whine about everything, Hans.”

      “Hello, sir? Yes, well, as you know, the new defensive line to protect us from Germany isn’t ready yet, so I was wondering if we could…well…move back? Not without orders from Moscow? Has, uh…anyone told Moscow that we’ve been invaded yet? Oh, you…uhhh…also don’t know. Okay, well, can someone please make sure real quick, because the Germans look like they are currently trying to surround us, and that seems, well, bad. You’ll…get back to me? Back to me when? Because we really need to-hello? General? Are you still there? General? General Please…”

    4. invisiblecommunist on

      When FDR and Stalin joked about executing Nazis, Churchill said it was “A cold blooded
      execution of soldiers who fought for their country.”

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