Drug lord Pablo Escobar spent $2,500 a month on rubber bands to hold all his cash

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    1. Ok-Contribution7044 on

      This was actually what took him out of the game. He was never able to recover when his lavish rubber band spending habit got out of control.
      In the end, his needs took him to the stripper pole, where he danced for just enough rubber bands to survive till his next shift. Such an unfortunate fall from grace.

    2. knowledgeable_diablo on

      That’s a lot of bloody cash!!

      Know they measured their cash flow in weight rather than counting it considering the vast sums rolling in constantly. And the return money was greater volume than the coke going out so additional 747’s were required.

    3. BrainSqueezins on

      I have apicture in my head of all these drug lords, high AF, counting their stacks of cash, and all ofa sudden arubberband goes whizzing by.

      “Pablo! You bitch! I’ll get you, you just wait!”
      “It wasn’t me jefe! Honest!”

      Meanwhile I bought a box of 250, my kids and I had a battle royale and I’m still finding rubber bands months later. They’re like glitter.

    4. 80sLegoDystopia on

      I’m calling bs on this. Back this up or delete it. No fucking way dis king dropped $2500 on rubber bands in a month.

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