Citing a four-fold benefit, Trump supporters overwhelmingly prefer motor oil as the go-to mouthwash.
“Not only do you get an oil change for your pick-up truck, but you get free mouthwash, and the motor oil increases throat viscosity, which allows you to shovel even greater amounts of pizza rolls down your throat. It’s also useful for hiding the smell of alcohol on your breath when you go to work” — said Sparky Smith, the 420 pound father of eight, and NRA member, who works minimum wage at Walmart. Later that night Sparky drank a keg of Budweiser, drove to the store to buy a pack of cigarettes, and killed a family of four in a head-on collision. He later told a judge that the accident was the fault of immigration and open borders
by No-Painting-799
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I was going back to school working on a BS in chemistry when COVID hit, lost my on campus job, and worked at Valvoline for a while. One of my new co-workores was named…let’s just call em Gunther. Gunther as 19 years old and working of child #3. Valvoline was Gunther’s future. Gunther would drink motor oil. Don’t be like Gunther. Don’t vote Republican.
I…i can’t tell if it’s real or not
It doesn’t surprise me, when Trump told them to drink Clorox they did it happily
Only well used sump-oil right? Not that pussy stuff from a fresh Penrite can.
Cancer
They aren’t stupid enough to fall for this. They have to know you can’t drink it from a vehicle. It has to be fresh from the manufacturer and can’t be synthetic.