Tips for men whose wives are entering perimenopause



    by mhyams

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    1. Don’t breathe so loud but also don’t make it seem like you’re breathing quietly.

      Don’t drive too fast with her in the car, but also get a move on we’re going to be late.

    2. Stop that thing you’re doing…
      No, not that, the other thing.
      No, the thing you were *just* doing. But yeah, stop that too.

    3. I’ve perfectly timed my wife’s perimenopause with my daughter starting puberty… Send help

    4. Yeah this is spot on lol. The “leave me alone/why don’t you pay attention to me” is impossible to win against

    5. I showed this to my wife who is going through perimenopause.

      Coincidentally, I am typing this with my colon.

    6. TheGretzkyofGarbage on

      Don’t forget: “It’s too painful to have sex, so I don’t want it. Don’t even think about it. Don’t touch me!”
      Also: “Why don’t you try to have sex with me anymore?”

    7. You should be getting training on this 2-3 days a month. It is important that you learn early on that it’s like online betting, you can’t win.

    8. Also, “don’t your start your shit with me.” Even if you didn’t start any shit, good, don’t start.

    9. No-Research5902 on

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    10. Difficult-Soup-9830 on

      I’m a woman currently going through perimenopause. I know I’m a nightmare. Sorry to my hubby. It’s temporary. Just another 6-8 more years to go.😬😅

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