What happens next? Right answers only

    by seeebiscuit

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    1. Curious_Platypuss on

      Oh hey right after Isreal started hinting about wanting to attack Iran, crazy how that works.

    2. So a corrupt genocidal comes to the USA, the president, which is a pedophile, host the genocidal with high honors in his pedo ballroom. The corrupt genocidal says Iran is minutes aways to nuke USA with nuclear weapons (he is saying this since 1995), the same nuclear weapons that the pedophile said were destroyed months ago in perfect strikes to “Iran facilities”. The pedophile says then he “heard bad things” and will probably nuke Iran again. Please, shut the fuck up already, this theater is just too dumb and tiresome.

    3. It’s giving my-best-friend’s/sister’s-boyfriend’s brother’s-girlfriend-heard-from-this-guy-who-knows-this-kid-who’s-going-with-a-girl-who-saw -Ferris-pass-out-at-31-Flavors-last-night.

    4. Entropy_dealer on

      This poor vocabulary is depressing for something so important “they have been behaving badly”, what does “badly” mean ? Impossible to have a more precise vocabulary ? Something an adult may use to be more specific maybe ? Boy this guy has the descriptive vocabulary of a 7 y.o. kid.

    5. Its shocking he didn’t win the Nobel peace prize, he talks about bringing peace all the time.

    6. Don’t forget that this guy is functionally illiterate. In his context “this is just what we hear” means either “this is what my aides tell me” or “this is what I have seen on Fox or OANN”, it never means “this is what I got from my intelligence briefings”, because he is not capable of reading an intelligence report or follow an intelligence briefing.

    7. What happens next:

      1. An aide brings him his Big Mac and blanket.
      2. A nurse attaches his daily bag-o-drugs.
      3. He falls asleep muttering “Clinton”, “stolen election”, and “emails”.

    8. Weapons manufacturers need to make more big booms so American taxpayers can pay billions to make more weapons. Capitalism at work.

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