Lol! I love that brand and adore how creative they’ve become with their warning labels. It’s no joke when you finally “release them”. 😅
Earthbound_X on
Ugh, that’s some cringey chummy copy.
Edit: Lol, I guess there are people who like this type of thing, I’m not one of them. I hate when brands do the whole “we’re you friends” thing. No you’re not. I tend to dislike fakeness.
that_girl_shel on
I remember getting my mattress from them in 2021 and finding that. It made giggle. Also still in love with my mattress!
msnmck on
>Please allow up to 72 hours for your mattress to decompress but feel free to use it in the meantime.
Strange, all the MIAB I’ve sold have had warnings against even putting fitted sheets on them prematurely.
AnnoyedVelociraptor on
Weirx, packaged for 3 months while being shipped across the pacific, yet I need to unpack it in 72 hours?
StrictSelf5450 on
r/hailcorporate
gugngd on
Kung fu matress
Phormitago on
Very cute and whimsical, brand
evlgns on
This is great, mostly because I was super careful and still was shocked at the kick the mattress had when she launched into freedom.
Malikhi on
That guy has fun at the office
DoubleDoubts on
The mattress has anger issues lol
iFEELsoGREAT on
I imagine flying into space like Team Rocket when getting kung-fud by the mattress
premium_transmission on
/r/wackaging
DoughnutWeary7417 on
Doesn’t zinus sell mattresses with fiberglass in it?
shinyquartersquirrel on
Funny instructions but also a great mattress! I’ve had mine for like 8 years and it’s still awesome!
unioncarbide on
Those rolled up foam mattresses hit like Tyson in his prime
KillerConfetti on
And them reviews still be like
“⭐️☆☆☆☆ 1 star! The mattress nearly exploded and knocked everything over and broke my nose when I opened it and it smells HORRENDOUSLY toxic, do not buy this! Customer service does not exist, they have ignored my complaints!!!”
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Lol! I love that brand and adore how creative they’ve become with their warning labels. It’s no joke when you finally “release them”. 😅
Ugh, that’s some cringey chummy copy.
Edit: Lol, I guess there are people who like this type of thing, I’m not one of them. I hate when brands do the whole “we’re you friends” thing. No you’re not. I tend to dislike fakeness.
I remember getting my mattress from them in 2021 and finding that. It made giggle. Also still in love with my mattress!
>Please allow up to 72 hours for your mattress to decompress but feel free to use it in the meantime.
Strange, all the MIAB I’ve sold have had warnings against even putting fitted sheets on them prematurely.
Weirx, packaged for 3 months while being shipped across the pacific, yet I need to unpack it in 72 hours?
r/hailcorporate
Kung fu matress
Very cute and whimsical, brand
This is great, mostly because I was super careful and still was shocked at the kick the mattress had when she launched into freedom.
That guy has fun at the office
The mattress has anger issues lol
I imagine flying into space like Team Rocket when getting kung-fud by the mattress
/r/wackaging
Doesn’t zinus sell mattresses with fiberglass in it?
Funny instructions but also a great mattress! I’ve had mine for like 8 years and it’s still awesome!
Those rolled up foam mattresses hit like Tyson in his prime
And them reviews still be like
“⭐️☆☆☆☆ 1 star! The mattress nearly exploded and knocked everything over and broke my nose when I opened it and it smells HORRENDOUSLY toxic, do not buy this! Customer service does not exist, they have ignored my complaints!!!”