December 27, 2025Trump last week: I’m not a p&d0. Trump on the 25th of December to an 8 year old: you’re so cute!
December 27, 2025Santa was taken down by ICE for not having proper documentation. He’s been held in an unknown detention center.
doooompatrol on December 27, 2025 6:43 pm Someone needs to ask him if he’s “stopped murdering little girls?”
turimbar1 on December 27, 2025 6:46 pm Punctuation is wrong should be “Under president trump we are not going to have! Little girls raped and murdered, any? More!”
Deep-Measurement-856 on December 27, 2025 6:53 pm “Little Stevie is just rambling. We don’t condone murder. X”
JRG64May on December 27, 2025 6:57 pm Right, they’re not going to HAVE them raped and murdered, Drumpf will be doing it himself.
Shenanigans99 on December 27, 2025 7:01 pm Because he can’t get his little mushroom out of his diaper anymore?
SocialSuicideSquad on December 27, 2025 7:10 pm Steven Miller just calling Trump out for being on bottom instead of in the adjacent chair.
Exact-Truck-5248 on December 27, 2025 7:13 pm ………except by those with presidential immunity, of course
wishnana on December 27, 2025 7:28 pm They like to play word games.. they said little girls, but nothing about little boys. Gym Jordan and co. must be ecstatic.
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“…or any less, either!”
—Rapey J. Trumpenführer
“… because he’s far too busy golfing.”
Someone needs to ask him if he’s “stopped murdering little girls?”
Punctuation is wrong should be
“Under president trump we are not going to have! Little girls raped and murdered, any? More!”
Wow this did not age well at all!
Trump: well, let’s not be too hasty now
“Little Stevie is just rambling. We don’t condone murder. X”
Right, they’re not going to HAVE them raped and murdered, Drumpf will be doing it himself.
New Years Resolution?
Only because he likes them on top
Because he can’t get his little mushroom out of his diaper anymore?
Steven Miller just calling Trump out for being on bottom instead of in the adjacent chair.
………except by those with presidential immunity, of course
Trump looks bummed
They like to play word games.. they said little girls, but nothing about little boys. Gym Jordan and co. must be ecstatic.
Only because drumpf can’t get it up anymore.