It’s never done or seen before because it’s tacky and impractical, like your entire brand.
aphinity_for_reddit on
That sounds cold and uncomfortable. There’s probably a reason marble isn’t regularly used as arm rests, or any other part of a chair.
tr00th on
He is purposely going to make every “upgrade” so cost defective to remove that the next person who comes to try and remove his gaudy, tacky improvements will end up losing money by removing them and just leave them in place.
Marble armrest will be the most cold and uncomfortable things. I can possibly imagine in the theater. What a moron.
Spooky__spaghetti on
List of things nobody fucking cares about.
How about affordable healthcare and housing?
yusill on
Sitting for hours on end. Mmmm hard as rock (cuz they are rock) marble armrests. Sounds great. Hope not one trips in an aisle and eats face into one.
Mrs_Evryshot on
Stone seats? Mmm cozy.
Jarppakarppa on
ARMRESTS? Not the walls or the floor but ARMRESTS?
frinkmahii on
We didn’t elect a (horrible) interior designer.
Narrator: sadly, you did.
newleafkratom on
So are we great again yet?
Chubbs_McG on
There’s a reason it hasn’t been done before. It’s a terrible idea — but the epitome of Trump’s style… Uncomfortable AND tacky!
juiceboxedhero on
Everything he touches dies.
tanimonster on
Literally going back to the Stone Age with no pun intended…
NotClayDabbler on
Ffs his taste in decor truly sucks.
golfwinnersplz on
Never done before because it’s uncomfortable and impractical.
JenWess on
No healthcare for millions but no problem…this evil asshole has marble armrests for the place no decent person wants to go since he slapped his name on the building
Hugosmom1977 on
Skin oils and sweat stains are going to be gorgeous.
actuallycallie on
marble armrests???????????????????????
gargamel314 on
This is what all rich people do so they don’t have to spend money on helping people.
geekworking on
If he was decorating to look like one of his bathrooms he would have stacks of stolen top secret documents
mtdebco on
Comfy 🙄
BaileyRose411 on
He has a hard on for marble.
hb122 on
The fact that this cowardly draft dodger put his name before Jack Kennedy’s, a true war hero and someone murdered in service to his country, enrages me.
ItsRainingFrogsAmen on
Women in fancy dresses are going to love resting their bare arms on cold, hard marble.
JennyPaints on
Uncomfortable, will change the acoustics of the room, needlessly expensive, tacky.
Fireinthehole13 on
This loser would wall paper the Sistine Chapel. It’s going to take decades to get his stink out.
Boa-in-a-bowl on
It’s never been done before because it’s a stupid fucking idea.
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It’s never done or seen before because it’s tacky and impractical, like your entire brand.
That sounds cold and uncomfortable. There’s probably a reason marble isn’t regularly used as arm rests, or any other part of a chair.
He is purposely going to make every “upgrade” so cost defective to remove that the next person who comes to try and remove his gaudy, tacky improvements will end up losing money by removing them and just leave them in place.
That’s the plan here.
https://preview.redd.it/s53ez1qn5m9g1.jpeg?width=1007&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=658206e028338c5851723d939183602b3d8acd7d
Who the F wants marble armrests?
Marble armrest will be the most cold and uncomfortable things. I can possibly imagine in the theater. What a moron.
List of things nobody fucking cares about.
How about affordable healthcare and housing?
Sitting for hours on end. Mmmm hard as rock (cuz they are rock) marble armrests. Sounds great. Hope not one trips in an aisle and eats face into one.
Stone seats? Mmm cozy.
ARMRESTS? Not the walls or the floor but ARMRESTS?
We didn’t elect a (horrible) interior designer.
Narrator: sadly, you did.
So are we great again yet?
There’s a reason it hasn’t been done before. It’s a terrible idea — but the epitome of Trump’s style… Uncomfortable AND tacky!
Everything he touches dies.
Literally going back to the Stone Age with no pun intended…
Ffs his taste in decor truly sucks.
Never done before because it’s uncomfortable and impractical.
No healthcare for millions but no problem…this evil asshole has marble armrests for the place no decent person wants to go since he slapped his name on the building
Skin oils and sweat stains are going to be gorgeous.
marble armrests???????????????????????
This is what all rich people do so they don’t have to spend money on helping people.
If he was decorating to look like one of his bathrooms he would have stacks of stolen top secret documents
Comfy 🙄
He has a hard on for marble.
The fact that this cowardly draft dodger put his name before Jack Kennedy’s, a true war hero and someone murdered in service to his country, enrages me.
Women in fancy dresses are going to love resting their bare arms on cold, hard marble.
Uncomfortable, will change the acoustics of the room, needlessly expensive, tacky.
This loser would wall paper the Sistine Chapel. It’s going to take decades to get his stink out.
It’s never been done before because it’s a stupid fucking idea.