Curiosity be hitting like, I don’t even need to know but now I gotta know.
HanselSoHotRightNow on
Anybody with any life experience would nod and laugh along with your comment… unless, ya know, it was something awful like getting away with murder because of “affluenza”
turbotictac on
I say it nearly daily, as do my dad and uncle. We are very, very white.
NotRadTrad05 on
White guy, I say “fucking white people” all the time.
umbra_artorias on
There’s a difference between being white and being white
oh_please_god_no on
The only time I’ve ever said it is when someone on line in front of me wants extra mayo and actually has to say when.
Mayo is a fine condiment but come on.
JeffreyFusRohDahmer on
I’ve said it TO white people lol
SheDrinksScotch on
I recently filed a formal complaint with my school about them only serving white people food.
Top_Train_6960 on
It’s funny because even white people I work with say that.
scrummnums on
If someone says this around me, I usual take it to me, “Someone did something stupid” and 99% of the time, I agree with that sentiment
GenericPCUser on
Tbh, this is good though.
White Americans grow up in such segregated communities it’s not too uncommon for us to assume something is an “everyone” thing only to find out it’s a “white people” thing.
The_Wyzard on
I’m white, my partner is white, my whole family is white as mayo.
One night at a holiday thing, my mom waved in the general direction of the cheese tray and asked if we wanted some cheese.
I said, “Well, geeze, I dunno, mom. Are we still white? Because if we’re still white then yes, we want some dang cheese.”
My family frequently does not understand my sense of humor.
Fooby56 on
As other people have said, I say this shit to my fellow white people all the time. We’re not completely unaware 😆
ThoughtPhysical7457 on
All the time. They generally agree with me
Normal-Being-2637 on
Halfie here. I say it as an insult to both sides of me.
Raising in potato salad: *that’s white people shit*
Good credit score: *that’s white people shit*
DOGA_Worldwide69 on
Me when my coworkers were talkin about how much they love green bean casserole
talkyape on
Black coworker said this to me when I said I gamble on SPY 0DTE contracts instead of buying scratch offs
SodaPopGurl on
All the time! My husband is white! 🤣
Dependent_onPlantain on
Not the topic,.but how come all these white people are commenting? Everytime I post, that bot comes and wants me to take a picture of my arm😂
AsphaltSommersaults on
And it’s always fucking accurate.
“Yeah… yeah we do that.”
dannydizzlo on
This post is that black people shit
mightylordredbeard on
I went to black Christmas party with my best friend’s family one year and it was my first time doing Christmas with anyone other than my own family so I suggested we play one of the Christmas games (dirty Santa / white elephant) that I’ve always played with my family and they all looked at me said “that’s how you white folks celebrate Christmas? Taking things from others?” and for the rest of the night everyone would clown on me by hiding their food or gifts or telling the kids to look out don’t let the white man take it!
Best Christmas ever! Ended up going back every year and every year they’d keep the same running joke going. We never did play dirty Santa / white elephant though.
CommonUnlucky390 on
Me at least 12 times a day at work –
Free_Alternative6365 on
White folks are getting self-aware. Lately, I can barely form the words before a white friend owns their cultural shit for themselves.
CatLightyear on
The movie *Nope* could have been renamed *That’s Some White People Shit*
Anotherguy_4291 on
I say that in-front of my boss and he always looks confused. We’re both white guys lol
PrinterStand on
If they do that look, they are exactly the mfs I’m talking bout lmao.
Anybody who really knows what’s up know we ain’t talking about them and so they don’t even bat an eye.
chief_yETI on
The thing that throws me off is when white people say “thats such a white people thing”
it feels like a glitch in the matrix when they say that
alternatingflan on
Yeah, it runs deep.
Fess_113 on
I either say White People Shit or Red Bull Activities (which is just athletic related White People Shit)
ZooterOne on
Wait a minute. You’re telling me playing disc golf in 25° weather while listening to Air Supply is white people shit??
TypingWithoutThinkin on
Looks like my uncle Milt after a 5-day bender.
TheMagicalMatt on
This is exactly the word-for-word phrase that slipped out when some Nigel Thornberry looking dude said “What’s up n-a” to me at work a few years back. He claimed it was all good because it was normal in whatever country he was originally from, but the fact he rushed to defend himself told me he definitely knew it wasn’t really appropriate, to say the least.
I think I said it in this very sub before too and my inbox was full of people calling me racist lmao.
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They didn’t appreciate it 😂
Then you be all:
As a white guy, I say it all the time.
Curiosity be hitting like, I don’t even need to know but now I gotta know.
Anybody with any life experience would nod and laugh along with your comment… unless, ya know, it was something awful like getting away with murder because of “affluenza”
I say it nearly daily, as do my dad and uncle. We are very, very white.
White guy, I say “fucking white people” all the time.
There’s a difference between being white and being white
The only time I’ve ever said it is when someone on line in front of me wants extra mayo and actually has to say when.
Mayo is a fine condiment but come on.
I’ve said it TO white people lol
I recently filed a formal complaint with my school about them only serving white people food.
It’s funny because even white people I work with say that.
If someone says this around me, I usual take it to me, “Someone did something stupid” and 99% of the time, I agree with that sentiment
Tbh, this is good though.
White Americans grow up in such segregated communities it’s not too uncommon for us to assume something is an “everyone” thing only to find out it’s a “white people” thing.
I’m white, my partner is white, my whole family is white as mayo.
One night at a holiday thing, my mom waved in the general direction of the cheese tray and asked if we wanted some cheese.
I said, “Well, geeze, I dunno, mom. Are we still white? Because if we’re still white then yes, we want some dang cheese.”
My family frequently does not understand my sense of humor.
As other people have said, I say this shit to my fellow white people all the time. We’re not completely unaware 😆
All the time. They generally agree with me
Halfie here. I say it as an insult to both sides of me.
Raising in potato salad: *that’s white people shit*
Good credit score: *that’s white people shit*
Me when my coworkers were talkin about how much they love green bean casserole
Black coworker said this to me when I said I gamble on SPY 0DTE contracts instead of buying scratch offs
All the time! My husband is white! 🤣
Not the topic,.but how come all these white people are commenting? Everytime I post, that bot comes and wants me to take a picture of my arm😂
And it’s always fucking accurate.
“Yeah… yeah we do that.”
This post is that black people shit
I went to black Christmas party with my best friend’s family one year and it was my first time doing Christmas with anyone other than my own family so I suggested we play one of the Christmas games (dirty Santa / white elephant) that I’ve always played with my family and they all looked at me said “that’s how you white folks celebrate Christmas? Taking things from others?” and for the rest of the night everyone would clown on me by hiding their food or gifts or telling the kids to look out don’t let the white man take it!
Best Christmas ever! Ended up going back every year and every year they’d keep the same running joke going. We never did play dirty Santa / white elephant though.
Me at least 12 times a day at work –
White folks are getting self-aware. Lately, I can barely form the words before a white friend owns their cultural shit for themselves.
The movie *Nope* could have been renamed *That’s Some White People Shit*
I say that in-front of my boss and he always looks confused. We’re both white guys lol
If they do that look, they are exactly the mfs I’m talking bout lmao.
Anybody who really knows what’s up know we ain’t talking about them and so they don’t even bat an eye.
The thing that throws me off is when white people say “thats such a white people thing”
it feels like a glitch in the matrix when they say that
Yeah, it runs deep.
I either say White People Shit or Red Bull Activities (which is just athletic related White People Shit)
Wait a minute. You’re telling me playing disc golf in 25° weather while listening to Air Supply is white people shit??
Looks like my uncle Milt after a 5-day bender.
This is exactly the word-for-word phrase that slipped out when some Nigel Thornberry looking dude said “What’s up n-a” to me at work a few years back. He claimed it was all good because it was normal in whatever country he was originally from, but the fact he rushed to defend himself told me he definitely knew it wasn’t really appropriate, to say the least.
I think I said it in this very sub before too and my inbox was full of people calling me racist lmao.