Kevin wasn’t just defending his house he was speedrunning Home Alone like it was a boss fight.
Born_Sheepherder2049 on
Harry and Marv were robbers, not assassins. Plus the ice was in the stairs outside afaik. So the black ice was camouflaged against the black stairs. People do slip and fall on black ice
No_Psychology_3826 on
Since when are Marv and Harry murderers?
shawndw on
If Harry and Marv were really competent they would have skipped the McCallister residence altogether since they cased every other house on the block and everybody was on vacation allowing them to do daytime robberies.
In-fact I think Marv was really the smart one since he brought up this exact point.
zrayburton on
Remember when family guy was funny?
K4rkino5 on
Harry and Marv were cat burglars who left the water running. They weren’t psychopaths that murder children.
They actually tell you in fire safety that hands have a grip reflex to danger and you should always use the back of your hand because you’re liable to grip hard if you encounter something hot
Winjin on
Recently checked on all of this in a different thread but “competent” robbers wouldn’t even attempt a break-in of a house with a person inside, let alone a CHILD. Because in US law, as far as I see, these are WILDLY different felonies with VERY different penalties.
This easily changes it from burglary (1-15 years, depending on severity) to home invasion (*minimum* of 10-20 years in prison) with a whole bag of charges the prosecution can easily drop on them (like the traps mean that the kid was being besieged and this is like premeditated, this means he knew they’re coming, etc)
And then they go and shoot a little boy??? So now instead of as little as 1 year in prison, that already went to like 10 years minimum for home invasion, they’re looking at a nationwide FBI manhunt and a “life to capitol punishment” ***first degree felony murder?*** These cases barely even go cold too. Also his parents are Very Rich in a Very Rich Neighborhood, there’s gonna be some Senator, living three streets down, that would feel Personally Threatened, and pester the local chief of police on **every** golf lunch they’re having, whether these POS have been caught.
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Kevin wasn’t just defending his house he was speedrunning Home Alone like it was a boss fight.
Harry and Marv were robbers, not assassins. Plus the ice was in the stairs outside afaik. So the black ice was camouflaged against the black stairs. People do slip and fall on black ice
Since when are Marv and Harry murderers?
If Harry and Marv were really competent they would have skipped the McCallister residence altogether since they cased every other house on the block and everybody was on vacation allowing them to do daytime robberies.
In-fact I think Marv was really the smart one since he brought up this exact point.
Remember when family guy was funny?
Harry and Marv were cat burglars who left the water running. They weren’t psychopaths that murder children.
This deleted scene will completely change how you see Home Alone:
https://youtu.be/eI_H3HqaQLs
They actually tell you in fire safety that hands have a grip reflex to danger and you should always use the back of your hand because you’re liable to grip hard if you encounter something hot
Recently checked on all of this in a different thread but “competent” robbers wouldn’t even attempt a break-in of a house with a person inside, let alone a CHILD. Because in US law, as far as I see, these are WILDLY different felonies with VERY different penalties.
This easily changes it from burglary (1-15 years, depending on severity) to home invasion (*minimum* of 10-20 years in prison) with a whole bag of charges the prosecution can easily drop on them (like the traps mean that the kid was being besieged and this is like premeditated, this means he knew they’re coming, etc)
And then they go and shoot a little boy??? So now instead of as little as 1 year in prison, that already went to like 10 years minimum for home invasion, they’re looking at a nationwide FBI manhunt and a “life to capitol punishment” ***first degree felony murder?*** These cases barely even go cold too. Also his parents are Very Rich in a Very Rich Neighborhood, there’s gonna be some Senator, living three streets down, that would feel Personally Threatened, and pester the local chief of police on **every** golf lunch they’re having, whether these POS have been caught.