How would they know it was human? What if a bear dropped a log cabin?
uhmhi on
See, a sign like that would only make me want to poop in the rocks *more*. Streisand effect.
Ok_Building_1284 on
r/signswithastory
Agreeable-Money-7912 on
How many times must have it hapoened to make the sighn any tips ?
Mrrrrggggl on
Instead of putting up a sign, they should consider putting up a porta potty. When you got to go, you got to go.
blackweimaraner on
Does the pope shit on the rocks?
tanhauser_gates_ on
Fake sign.
Helpful-nothelpful on
Pretty sure coyotes can’t read.
Sure_Pilot5110 on
There’s a method to pooping in the wild.
You’re supposed to walk 200+feet off-trail and away from water sources, dig an eight inch deep hole, then cover it when finished.
POOP IN THE WILD. Fucking do it. Just be respectful and bury your shit like a responsible human being.
Sir-Farts- on
I shall poop behind the sign others may follow .
SymbiSpidey on
Instructions unclear pooped on rocks
StirFriedRubber on
Nature calls unfortunately. Not the rocks.
Formal-Revolution42 on
This would work at my house! My dogs love to poop in my rock garden rather than the yard.
nathism on
My kid where he damn well needs to.
shroomigator on
I got to the public restroom that was at the dock,
but it had a lock
So I just decided
To poop on a rock.
simonthebathwater225 on
Orwell warned us about this
rapidpeacock on
How else are people going to know I claimed this rock?
Glum_Mine8077 on
Firstly, it’s all rocks so I don’t know where else one is to poo, should the need arise.
Secondly what’s the issue? The poo will just dry out and turn into another rock.
Ok_Conversation_3992 on
I can’t believe any being that would do that would read this sign.
STGC_1995 on
My first thought was what did they use to wipe after. Gravelly dirt mixed with cactus needles does not sound good.
Majestic_beer on
I’m the rocks?
LoloColdMedina on
So I live in Colorado and twice I have heard directly from a dog owner that their poop eating dogs ate human poop on a trail that has THC in it. And their dogs got all messed up from eating human poop marijuana edibles on a trail. 🤮
Mr_425 on
Some spots along highways are clearly designed for emergency pooping. Once, driving through Oregon, I had to pull over near the Umpqua River. I found a suspiciously perfect setup with two flat rocks and a sturdy tree branch overhead like nature’s grab bar. When I finished and pulled myself up, I looked down and realized someone else had already used the exact same spot with those rocks. Same idea.
Which makes sense, because this was on a highway leaving Coos Bay, one of those stretches where everyone skips the first gas station thinking they can make it to the next one. You can’t. It’s 45 miles away.
And apparently, around mile 12, everyone meets those same two rocks by the river.
DiamondFists_42069 on
If there’s a sign, there’s a story.
MuffinMatrix on
*on the rocks.
If you can poop IN a rock, you either need to see a doctor, or you should be allowed to poop anywhere you so choose.
Mysterious_Turnip945 on
This must have happened too many times for this to even b a statement
maybeinoregon on
That sign does not fix the problem.
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
A porta potty would actually fix the problem.
But I’m sure that takes more work and effort than ordering a sign.
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How would they know it was human? What if a bear dropped a log cabin?
See, a sign like that would only make me want to poop in the rocks *more*. Streisand effect.
r/signswithastory
How many times must have it hapoened to make the sighn any tips ?
Instead of putting up a sign, they should consider putting up a porta potty. When you got to go, you got to go.
Does the pope shit on the rocks?
Fake sign.
Pretty sure coyotes can’t read.
There’s a method to pooping in the wild.
You’re supposed to walk 200+feet off-trail and away from water sources, dig an eight inch deep hole, then cover it when finished.
POOP IN THE WILD. Fucking do it. Just be respectful and bury your shit like a responsible human being.
I shall poop behind the sign others may follow .
Instructions unclear pooped on rocks
Nature calls unfortunately. Not the rocks.
This would work at my house! My dogs love to poop in my rock garden rather than the yard.
My kid where he damn well needs to.
I got to the public restroom that was at the dock,
but it had a lock
So I just decided
To poop on a rock.
Orwell warned us about this
How else are people going to know I claimed this rock?
Firstly, it’s all rocks so I don’t know where else one is to poo, should the need arise.
Secondly what’s the issue? The poo will just dry out and turn into another rock.
I can’t believe any being that would do that would read this sign.
My first thought was what did they use to wipe after. Gravelly dirt mixed with cactus needles does not sound good.
I’m the rocks?
So I live in Colorado and twice I have heard directly from a dog owner that their poop eating dogs ate human poop on a trail that has THC in it. And their dogs got all messed up from eating human poop marijuana edibles on a trail. 🤮
Some spots along highways are clearly designed for emergency pooping. Once, driving through Oregon, I had to pull over near the Umpqua River. I found a suspiciously perfect setup with two flat rocks and a sturdy tree branch overhead like nature’s grab bar. When I finished and pulled myself up, I looked down and realized someone else had already used the exact same spot with those rocks. Same idea.
Which makes sense, because this was on a highway leaving Coos Bay, one of those stretches where everyone skips the first gas station thinking they can make it to the next one. You can’t. It’s 45 miles away.
And apparently, around mile 12, everyone meets those same two rocks by the river.
If there’s a sign, there’s a story.
*on the rocks.
If you can poop IN a rock, you either need to see a doctor, or you should be allowed to poop anywhere you so choose.
This must have happened too many times for this to even b a statement
That sign does not fix the problem.
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
A porta potty would actually fix the problem.
But I’m sure that takes more work and effort than ordering a sign.
As usual, tax dollars *hard* at work lol