Sisiutil on December 26, 2025 4:55 am This is the sort of thing the childless uncle buys for his nephews and nieces. A step up from drum kits.
SitMeDownShutMeUp on December 26, 2025 5:57 am A must-buy for toddlers with aspirations to be on Survivor
KimchiLlama on December 26, 2025 6:12 am Kinder Surprise is illegal but here is some “cherry scented accelerant?!”
Negative-Arachnid-65 on December 26, 2025 6:35 am I know this is a gag gift, but, my toddler would _love_ this.
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The look on that kids face.🫠
This is the sort of thing the childless uncle buys for his nephews and nieces. A step up from drum kits.
The cherry-scented accelerant is the, well, cherry on top.
r/whatcouldgowrong
This is a gag gift box, not a real product
fire!
Fire!!
FIRE!!!
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I want the Marty McFly version.
A must-buy for toddlers with aspirations to be on Survivor
Kinder Surprise is illegal but here is some “cherry scented accelerant?!”
I know this is a gag gift, but, my toddler would _love_ this.
Best toy since Mainway, Inc.’s Bag o’ Glass
I’d have been torn between this and My First Nail Gun.
Surely you need ‘My First Chainsaw’ before this?